PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Bunk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sid The Choke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sid The Choke was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bunk
vs
The Choke

176 cm
22
200 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

225 cm
27
198 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Bruce Bunk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Sid The Choke!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Choke misses with a takedown attempt

and Bunk counters by moving into the clinch.
Bunk lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Choke or not.
Bunk lands a nice shot to the body.
The Choke is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A right hook to the body lands for Bunk.
The Choke looks gassed!
Bunk is pushing The Choke up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bunk lands a body punch.
Bunk lands a left hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bunk creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The Choke jumps guard but Bunk stands there with The Choke around his waist. The Choke gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bunk lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Choke backwards.
Bunk presses The Choke against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bunk lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

The Choke is rocked!
Bunk lands a shot to the body.
The Choke is still on wobbly legs! Can Bunk finish him?
Bunk stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bunk lands a big right hand that drops The Choke! The killer instinct kicks in and Bunk finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Bunk!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Bunk!