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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mike Wazowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Liha Piirakka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wazowski's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Never Gonna Give You Up. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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173 cm
25
156 lbs
9 - 3 - 1 |
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225 cm
27
155 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Very quick |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Mike Wazowski! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Liha Piirakka! The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Piirakka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Piirakka thows a body shot but no joy. Piirakka throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piirakka throws a series of punches but Wazowski moves out of range. Piirakka is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Wazowski swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Wazowski takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Wazowski misses with a body shot.
Piirakka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wazowski throws a hook to the side of Piirakka's head but Piirakka sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Wazowski has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wazowski comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Wazowski scores a nice knee to the body.
Wazowski unloads a knee to the mid-section. Piirakka lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Piirakka jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Wazowski walks away with a smile on his face. Piirakka gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. Piirakka takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Wazowski is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Piirakka. Wazowski takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Piirakka throws a left and a right that both miss
and Wazowski counters with a left and a right that stings Piirakka. Piirakka scores with a jab to the jaw. Piirakka scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round. Piirakka connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Piirakka connects with a jab. Piirakka ducks under a wild hook from Wazowski. Piirakka throws a lazy right hand but Wazowski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Nice straight punches there by Piirakka. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Piirakka. Piirakka looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Piirakka throws a jab when Wazowski was well out of range. Piirakka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wazowski.
Piirakka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Piirakka connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wazowski momentarily.
Wazowski connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Piirakka's hands.
Piirakka is rocked! Piirakka is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Wazowski had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. Piirakka misses with a hook
and Wazowski counters with a nice uppercut. Piirakka is still on wobbly legs! Can Wazowski finish him? Piirakka throws a combination. Wazowski tries to block but a couple of punches get through. Wazowski misses with a two punch combination.
Piirakka will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Wazowski misses with an uppercut. Piirakka saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Piirakka works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Piirakka looks up at the clock. Bad move! Wazowski lands a right hand from hell, dropping Piirakka. Wazowski pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Wazowski!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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