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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesco White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is call to prayer. White has chosen Smoke the Fire as his entrance music. Eyeonly Fuckwell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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191 cm
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194 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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200 cm
21
194 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eyeonly Fuckwell! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jesco White! The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Illya Tyunina and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! White throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Fuckwell to counter with a crisp jab. White misses with a takedown and Fuckwell counters with a lovely straight right hand! White swings widly with a right hand
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand. Fuckwell pushes White away with a front kick. Fuckwell pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces White back to the cage. Fuckwell follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver. White doesn't succeed with the takedown and Fuckwell counters with a one-two to the body. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Fuckwell stalks White and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into White's face. White staggers backwards, shaken.
White is rocked! White drops his hands momentarily and Fuckwell needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips White just on the top of the head. White drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in White - he's done!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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