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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ronimus Roidrage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sloppy McSlopperson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roidrage is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Ronimus Roidrage could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Sloppy McSlopperson's chin.
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ronimus Roidrage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sloppy McSlopperson!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roidrage gets tackled into the cage by McSlopperson. McSlopperson maintains the clinch.
Roidrage is breathing heavily.
Roidrage keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McSlopperson's efforts to push away.
McSlopperson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Roidrage walks away with a smile on his face. McSlopperson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
McSlopperson dives in and scores a takedown into Roidrage's guard.
McSlopperson throws a big right hand that misses.
Roidrage being controlled here, momentarily.
McSlopperson gets to his feet - Roidrage follows without any prompting.
McSlopperson shoots in and gets a takedown into Roidrage's guard.
McSlopperson gets to his feet - Roidrage follows without any prompting.
McSlopperson shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Roidrage manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McSlopperson gets to his feet. Roidrage looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
McSlopperson throws a head kick that misses.
McSlopperson moves into the clinch.
McSlopperson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
McSlopperson is trying to break the clinch but Roidrage has him pressed against the cage.
McSlopperson jumps into guard, dragging Roidrage to the mat.
Roidrage trying to control but McSlopperson is working from the bottom.
McSlopperson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Roidrage blocking the ground and pound attempt from McSlopperson.
McSlopperson is looking to advance position but Roidrage won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McSlopperson uses his free foot to push down on Roidrage's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Roidrage.
McSlopperson lands a big elbow.
McSlopperson throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
McSlopperson controlling the pace for now.
McSlopperson is working for a guillotine from mount but Roidrage frees his head quite easily.
McSlopperson looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McSlopperson landing strikes from the mount and Roidrage is in trouble!
McSlopperson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
McSlopperson working away from the top, dropping strikes.
McSlopperson landing strikes from the mount and Roidrage is in trouble!
McSlopperson looking to control and managing it successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McSlopperson gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
McSlopperson closes the distance and pushes Roidrage back into the cage.
McSlopperson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Roidrage has him pressed against the cage.
McSlopperson looking for a takedown.
McSlopperson manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
McSlopperson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McSlopperson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Roidrage manages to get himself to full guard.
McSlopperson not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sloppy McSlopperson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Roidrage tries to keep at a distance but McSlopperson has taken the fight into the clinch.
McSlopperson is trying to break the clinch but Roidrage is controlling him.
McSlopperson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Roidrage just stands there and leans against the cage.
Roidrage avoiding damage as McSlopperson throws knees to the body.
Roidrage is trying to force a seperation but McSlopperson has the dominant position.
McSlopperson pulls guard.
McSlopperson pulls Roidrage in to control the position.
McSlopperson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McSlopperson wriggles free and stands up.
McSlopperson forces Roidrage back against the cage and clinches.
McSlopperson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Roidrage gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McSlopperson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McSlopperson tries to score a body lock takedown but Roidrage shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Ronimus Roidrage has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sloppy McSlopperson.
McSlopperson is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Roidrage can't fight it off and eventually McSlopperson manages to take the fight to the floor. Roidrage looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Roidrage throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McSlopperson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Roidrage will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Roidrage is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McSlopperson gets to his feet - Roidrage follows without any prompting.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McSlopperson gets a takedown into half guard.
Sloppy McSlopperson has got the better of the ground game so far.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McSlopperson lands a nice short elbow.
McSlopperson is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
McSlopperson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Roidrage has managed to free his arm - good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McSlopperson stands up out of the half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roidrage tries to keep at a distance but McSlopperson has taken the fight into the clinch.
McSlopperson fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McSlopperson just leaning against Roidrage, taking a breather.
McSlopperson is trying to push Roidrage away but Roidrage has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
McSlopperson is trying to force a seperation but Roidrage has the dominant position.
McSlopperson jumps into guard, dragging Roidrage to the mat.
Roidrage being controlled here momentarily.
McSlopperson is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McSlopperson wants to sweep here but Roidrage controlling him for the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McSlopperson pulls Roidrage in close to prevent any damage.
McSlopperson avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McSlopperson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
McSlopperson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Roidrage defending well though.
Roidrage has hold of McSlopperson's hands but McSlopperson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McSlopperson performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sloppy McSlopperson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
McSlopperson rushes Roidrage and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McSlopperson fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McSlopperson works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
McSlopperson trying to control but Roidrage is working from the bottom.
McSlopperson is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sloppy McSlopperson has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
McSlopperson wants to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McSlopperson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Roidrage gets caught napping as McSlopperson dives in and scores a takedown. Roidrage manages to retain guard.
McSlopperson gets to his feet. Roidrage looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
McSlopperson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ronimus Roidrage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McSlopperson closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
McSlopperson thows a huge punch but Roidrage dodges it nicely.
McSlopperson controlling the action here.
McSlopperson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McSlopperson seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
McSlopperson thows a huge punch but Roidrage dodges it nicely.
McSlopperson postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Roidrage to stand up.
McSlopperson changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Roidrage looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McSlopperson working the ground and pound from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McSlopperson taking a breather here.
McSlopperson working away.
McSlopperson has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Roidrage!
Ronimus Roidrage has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McSlopperson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Roidrage is in a horrible position here. McSlopperson smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Roidrage blocking the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McSlopperson controlling from mount.
McSlopperson's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
McSlopperson pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
McSlopperson lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Roidrage hang on?
McSlopperson breaks from Roidrage's wrist control and lands an elbow.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sloppy McSlopperson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McSlopperson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 25:30
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 25:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sloppy McSlopperson!
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