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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Guster Spencer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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167 lbs
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165 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Guster Spencer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksandr Martynov and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spencer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Destruction. Destruction circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Spencer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Destruction moves away.
Destruction is looking to clinch but Spencer is avoiding it.
Spencer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Destruction backs up against the ropes.
Spencer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Destruction was well out of range. Poor timing from Spencer.
Destruction thuds a left hand into Spencer's body.
Spencer shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Destruction's guard.
Destruction is controlling Spencer's posture.
Spencer wants to control from the top but Destruction keeps moving.
Spencer wants to pass the guard but Destruction is keeping the position.
Spencer pushing down on Destruction's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction wants to get back to full guard.
Spencer looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Destruction is trying to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Destruction is staying active underneath Spencer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Destruction is defending against the submission attempts here by Spencer.
Spencer trying to pass the guard but Destruction defending well.
Spencer wants to take a breather but Destruction is having none of it.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction wants to control but Spencer is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Destruction cracks Spencer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Destruction throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
so Spencer counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Spencer looking to pass the guard.
Destruction looking to control.
Destruction is adopting a defensive guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Dick Destruction hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Destruction slips under a jab from Spencer.
Destruction on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Destruction throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Destruction fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spencer manages to avoid it.
Spencer drives through with a takedown into guard.
Spencer looking to sit in guard and control but Destruction gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Destruction preventing the sweep.
Spencer has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Spencer is looking to sweep but instead, Destruction has passed into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Guster Spencer dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Spencer looks for a takedown but Destruction sprawls well.
Spencer throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Destruction tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Spencer is in Destruction's guard.
Spencer looking to sit in guard and control but Destruction gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Spencer wants to sweep here but Destruction controlling him for the moment.
Destruction pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Spencer is keeping the position for now.
Spencer will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Spencer keeping full guard, as Destruction tries to pass.
Spencer wants to sweep but no luck.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spencer looking for a guillotine here but Destruction defends easily.
Spencer looking for a guillotine here but Destruction defends easily.
Destruction pushes down on Spencer's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Spencer wants to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Destruction slows the pace down in half guard.
Destruction trying to control from half guard but Spencer is working away.
Spencer is looking for a sweep. Destruction is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Spencer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Destruction is working away from the top position though.
Dick Destruction has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Destruction cracks the inside of Spencer's front leg.
Nice body punch from Spencer.
Spencer looks to land a combination. Destruction sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Spencer slips under a jab.
Destruction throws a body punch but Spencer moves out of range.
Guster Spencer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spencer keeps the fight on the outside.
Spencer drives through with a takedown into Destruction's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Destruction trying to keep a closed guard but Spencer is proving a slippery customer.
Destruction lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Spencer!
Destruction trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Spencer really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Destruction controlling the position easily from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spencer is desperately trying to improve his position but Destruction has a good base and remains in mount.
Spencer tries to hold on but Destruction pushes him away.
Destruction connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Spencer gets back to half guard.
Spencer wants to get back to full guard.
Destruction tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Destruction controlling the action here.
Guster Spencer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Destruction is thwarting Spencer's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Guster Spencer will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Spencer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Destruction pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Destruction misses with a low kick.
Destruction tries to close the distance and clinch but Spencer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Destruction fails to land with a series of punches.
Spencer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Destruction is looking to clinch.
Destruction fails in his attempt to clinch.
Destruction with a nice cross.
Spencer misses with a hook to the body
and Destruction counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Spencer throws a head kick but Destruction moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spencer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Destruction counters with a stiff right hand.
Destruction fails with an attempt to clinch.
Destruction misses with a combination
enabling Spencer to counter with a crisp jab.
Spencer misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spencer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Destruction scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Spencer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Destruction fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Spencer tries to score a power double leg takedown but Destruction sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Spencer somewhat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spencer, as that shot connected.
Spencer throws a leg kick but Destruction checks it.
Spencer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Spencer catches Destruction with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spencer shoots in but no luck this time.
Spencer has his takedown stuffed
and Destruction connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Guster Spencer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spencer misses with a low kick.
A jab from Destruction finds it's way through Spencer's defenses.
Destruction lands a right hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spencer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spencer throws a combination that misses
and Destruction counters with a nice kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Destruction fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spencer.
Destruction fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Spencer, pushing him back against the ropes.
Destruction utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Destruction tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Destruction lands an elbow inside.
Spencer avoiding damage as Destruction throws knees to the body.
Spencer pulls guard successfully.
Destruction trying to control the position from guard on top but Spencer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Destruction looking to pass the guard.
Spencer wants to sweep but no luck.
Spencer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction trying to control but Spencer is working from the bottom.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Dick Destruction wasn't active enough on the ground.
Spencer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spencer looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Destruction is fending him off so far but Spencer persists. Nope, Destruction circles away and we're back to standing.
Destruction is looking to clinch.
A slow jab from Spencer misses its intended target.
Destruction slips a straight right by Spencer.
A swing and a miss from Spencer.
Spencer misses the body punch
and Destruction counters with a left to the body.
Spencer throws an overhand right that lands on Destruction's shoulder, as Destruction tries to avoid the shot.
Destruction closes the distance and clinches.
Destruction lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Guster Spencer has been cut.
Destruction lands a good knee to the midsection. Spencer won't want to take too many of those.
Destruction lands an elbow inside.
Destruction scores a nice knee to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Destruction.
Destruction throws an elbow that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spencer looking for a takedown.
Destruction utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Destruction throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Spencers head.
Destruction lands an elbow just above Spencer 's eye.
Destruction lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Destruction scores a nice knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Destruction.
Guster Spencer's cut is getting worse.
Spencer blocks an elbow strike.
Destruction lands with a light punch inside.
Destruction presses Spencer against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Destruction lands a damaging elbow.
Destruction throws an elbow that misses.
Destruction unloads a knee to the mid-section. Spencer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Destruction throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Spencer avoids the elbow strike from Destruction, against the ropes.
Destruction lands an elbow inside that Spencer shrugs off.
Spencer drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Destruction gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Destruction lands an elbow inside that Spencer shrugs off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Destruction really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Guster Spencer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Destruction lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Destruction moves to clinch but Spencer breaks away
and Spencer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Destruction tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spencer is able to avoid easily.
Destruction stuffs the takedown.
Jab by Destruction.
Destruction throws a leg kick which misses Spencer's front leg but catches the back leg as Spencer tries to avoid it.
Destruction scoring well with a low kick there.
Spencer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spencer thows a leg kick but Destruction checks it
letting Destruction counter with a right hand.
Spencer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Destruction manages to avoid it.
Destruction throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Destruction. That's going to slow Spencer down.
Spencer swings widly with a right hand
and Destruction counters with a nice leg kick.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Destruction fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spencer manages to avoid it.
Destruction cracks Spencer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Destruction keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Destruction.
Dick Destruction is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spencer misses the shot to the body.
Nice sprawl there from Destruction as Spencer shoots in.
Spencer misses with a body shot.
Spencer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Destruction.
Spencer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Destruction misses the shot to the body.
Destruction bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Destruction feints and then cracks Spencer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Spencer down.
Destruction displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Spencer.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Guster Spencer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Destruction is looking to slow Spencer down with leg kicks.
Destruction lands with a slapping head kick.
Destruction is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Spencer rather than just go for the knockout.
Crunch! Destruction slams his shin into Spencer's torso.
Spencer gets tackled into the ropes by Destruction. Destruction maintains the clinch.
Spencer takes an elbow to the temple.
Spencer tries a body shot but Destruction blocks it.
Destruction lands a knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction connects with a nasty looking knee right to Spencer's face.
Destruction misses with an elbow over the top.
Destruction using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Spencer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Destruction lands an elbow inside that Spencer shrugs off.
Destruction gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Guster Spencer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Spencer blocks the elbow strike.
Destruction lands a left hand.
Destruction is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Destruction.
Destruction unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Destruction lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A right hook to the body lands for Destruction.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Destruction lands a nice elbow.
Spencer blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Destruction scores with a shot to the side of Spencer's head.
Spencer takes an elbow to the temple.
Jeez, Guster Spencer's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Destruction utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Spencer avoids a wild elbow strike from Destruction.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spencer can't find room to land a body shot as Destruction controls the action.
Spencer dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Spencer takes an elbow to the temple.
Destruction comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Destruction throws an elbow but it misses.
Destruction landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Spencer drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Destruction gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Destruction scores with a hook to the body.
Destruction lands a knee to the body.
Destruction tries a knee to the head but Spencer blocks it.
Still in the clinch, Destruction scores with a nice short uppercut.
Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Spencer in his tracks for a moment.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Guster Spencer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Destruction!
Dick Destruction is the new lightweight champion!
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