PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Juronen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wid Ing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Juronen comes to the ring accompanied by "Paparazzi" by Lady GaGa. Wid Ing is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Juronen
vs
Ing

185 cm
30
206 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

182 cm
25
270 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Hellbent, Inc.™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Juronen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Wid Ing!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Daniel Blasius and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ing throws a sloppy body shot
and Juronen makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Ing swings away with a body shot that misses
and Juronen counters with a low kick, right behind Ing 's knee.
Ing throws a predictable looking body shot
and Juronen counters with a slapping leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Juronen.
Ing throws a poor cross that misses
and Juronen counters with a nice low kick that buckles Ing's knee momentarily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Juronen.
Juronen tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Ing manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Juronen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ing ducks under a wild hook from Juronen.
Ing misses with a left hand
and Juronen counters with a stiff right hand.
Juronen scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Juronen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ing looks gassed!
Juronen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Juronen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ing's sensitive parts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Juronen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Juronen connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Ing drops his hands momentarily and Juronen takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ing tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Juronen is looking to slow Ing down with leg kicks.
Juronen throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juronen tries to clinch but Ing moves out of range.
Juronen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Ing paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Juronen tries to clinch there but Ing circles away.
Ing takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ing takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Juronen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ing throws a right hand that misses
and Juronen counters with a nice low kick that buckles Ing's knee momentarily.
Juronen feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ings jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ing on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ing takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Juronen feints and then cracks Ing's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ing down.
Ing chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Juronen can pounce on him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Juronen dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Ing on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Juronen. Juronen obviously looking to wear him down.
Juronen throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ing's head.
Juronen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Ing paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Juronen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ing looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ing takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ing misses with a jab to the body
and Juronen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Ing is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juronen fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Juronen wants to clinch.
Juronen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Juronen scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ing in his tracks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Juronen, right into the meat.
Joe Juronen is winning the standup battle so far.
Juronen throws a leg kick which misses Ing's front leg but catches the back leg as Ing tries to avoid it.
Juronen moves in looking to clinch but Ing pushes him off.
Juronen has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Juronen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ing takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Juronen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Juronen.
Good leg kick by Juronen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Juronen, right into the meat.
Ing takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Juronen thuds a left hand into Ing's body.
Juronen scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Juronen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Juronen connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Juronen fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nice shot by Juronen.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Juronen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Juronen dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

A nice inside leg kick there by Juronen. That's going to slow Ing down.
Juronen lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Wid Ing has been cut.
Ing avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Ing tries to keep at a distance but Juronen has taken the fight into the clinch.
Juronen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ing is trying to stall.
Ing takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Juronen misses with a knee strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juronen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Juronen taking a breather.
Juronen scores a nice knee to the body.
Juronen crunches a lovely knee into Ing's ribcage.
Juronen is stalling here.
Juronen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Juronen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ing blocks it with crossed arms.
Juronen tries to land a knee to the head but Ing blocks with his arms.
Juronen tries to land a knee to the head but Ing blocks with his arms.
Ing's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Juronen misses with a knee strike.
Juronen looking to throw knees to the head but Ing is blocking nicely.
Ing trying to stall but Juronen improves his position.
Juronen holding his opponent close, against the ropes.
Juronen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ing takes a knee right on the jaw!
Juronen trying to land knees to the body.
Juronen crunches a lovely knee into Ing's ribcage.
Ing trying to stall but Juronen improves his position.
Ing takes a knee right on the jaw!
Juronen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Juronen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ing can do to turn this around?
Ing can't break the clinch.
Ing is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Juronen is keeping busy.
Juronen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ing keeps control of Juronen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ing takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ing tries to circle away but Juronen has him pinned against the ropes.
Juronen tries to land a knee to the head but Ing blocks with his arms.
Juronen working Ing over with knees to the body.
Juronen tries to land a knee to the head but Ing blocks with his arms.
Ing is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A frustrated look appears on Ing's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Juronen lands a nice knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Juronen.
The referee calls for Juronen to work.
Juronen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ing has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ing looking to stall.
Joe Juronen is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Juronen misses with a knee to the head.
Juronen landing knees to the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Ing is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Juronen has denied him.
Juronen with an attempt at a knee that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Juronen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Juronen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:25
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:25
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Juronen!