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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luc Deveraux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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186 cm
23
180 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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178 cm
23
182 lbs
11 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Luc Deveraux! The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Deveraux misses with a hook
and Deveraux takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Deveraux throws a leg kick that is checked and Fatherfockerusus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Fatherfockerusus checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. A head kick by Deveraux misses and Fatherfockerusus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Deveraux takes one to the side of the head.
Deveraux throws an off balance right hand
and Deveraux takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Deveraux falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Deveraux throws a poor cross that misses
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a lovely straight right hand! Fatherfockerusus throws a body punch but Deveraux moves out of range. Deveraux takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Deveraux tries a head kick but it misses.
Decent striking displayed by Fatherfockerusus there. Deveraux fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid it. Luc Deveraux is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round. Deveraux on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Deveraux throws a right hand that Fatherfockerusus ducks under and follows up with a left that Fatherfockerusus also avoids with ease. Deveraux looks to throw the jab but Fatherfockerusus is out of range. Deveraux walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fatherfockerusus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Deveraux looks to land a right hand but Fatherfockerusus moved out of range. Deveraux throws a leg kick and Fatherfockerusus counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Deveraux throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a nice body shot. Deveraux is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent. Fatherfockerusus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Deveraux was well out of range. Poor timing from Fatherfockerusus. Deveraux throws a sloppy head kick and Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily. Deveraux swings widly with a right hand
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Deveraux throws a head kick that misses and Fatherfockerusus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Deveraux misses with a hook
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a nice double leg into side control. Deveraux won't be happy with that. Fatherfockerusus throws a strike aimed at the side of Deveraux's head but Deveraux avoids it well. Fatherfockerusus in side control, throwing shots but Deveraux defends. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. Deveraux on the wrong end of some ground and pound. Deveraux takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Fatherfockerusus tries for a kimura but Deveraux is defending well. Deveraux really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fatherfockerusus. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Deveraux dodges the ground and pound from Fatherfockerusus. Deveraux on the wrong end of some ground and pound. The ground and pound from Fatherfockerusus seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. Fatherfockerusus working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Check out the look on Fatherfockerusus's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
That's three minutes gone in the round. The strikes coming from Fatherfockerusus are missing the target in this wave of attacks. Fatherfockerusus creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Deveraux sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. Deveraux is not content to let Fatherfockerusus control the position. Fatherfockerusus misses with an attempted head punch from side control. Fatherfockerusus wants to control but Deveraux is keeping him busy. Fatherfockerusus works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head. Fatherfockerusus working the ground and pound from side control. Fatherfockerusus has an Americana. Deveraux didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Fatherfockerusus is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Fatherfockerusus hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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