PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Langley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vince Noir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Langley's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, No More Heroes: Kill or Be Killed Mix. The crowd seem to be enjoying Noir's choice of entrance music: Dance Hall Days. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Langley
vs
Noir

180 cm
28
207 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

200 cm
27
210 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rick Langley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vince Noir!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Thiago Cunha and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Langley with a poor takedown
and Noir counters with a stiff right hand.
Langley has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Noir.
Langley tries to clinch but Noir moves out of range.
Langley tries to clinch up
and Noir counters with a left and a right that stings Langley.
Langley slips a jab and a cross from Noir.
Noir bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Noir scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Langley with a lazy takedown attempt
and Noir counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Langley with a lazy takedown attempt
and Noir counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rick Langley. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Langley is breathing heavily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Noir, right into the meat.
Noir lands with a thumping leg kick.
Noir thumps Langley with a low kick.
Noir throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Langley stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Noir lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Langley takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Langley doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Noir buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Noir lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Rick Langley has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noir lands a leg kick that knocks Langley off balance momentarily.
Langley tries for a takedown but Noir circles away easily
and Noir counters with a leg kick.

Oooooh!!! Noir has knocked Langley down with a huge combo! Noir steps away and waves a wobbly Langley back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Noir is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Noir chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Noir throws a nice outside leg kick.
Vince Noir is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A good leg kick by Noir.
Noir lands with a good body shot.
Noir connects with a leg kick. Langley looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
An inside leg kick lands from Noir.
Noir connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Langley momentarily.
Langley takes one to the chin there.
Langley stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Noir.
Rick Langley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good exchange - Noir coming out on top.
Good leg kick by Noir there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Noir lands with a nice body kick.
Noir lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Noir lands a lovely overhand right.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Langley. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Noir explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Noir.
Langley tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Good exchange - Noir coming out on top.
Noir is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Langley had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Langley takes one on the button.
Nice jab there from Noir.

Noir drops Langley with a beautiful combination! Langley stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Noir is looking for the KO!

Langley is rocked!
That kick from Noir tenderised Langley's leg. Langley is trying to keep his angry face on.
Oh Langley is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Noir throws a shot to the body.
Langley seems to have got his legs back now.

Noir lands a left and a right that send Langley crashing to the mat, dazed. Noir thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Noir throws a leg kick which misses Langley's front leg but catches the back leg as Langley tries to avoid it.
Langley gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Langley tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Noir is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Langley buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Langley!! Langley is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Noir throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vince Noir!