PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dis Styxx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Styxx comes to the cage accompanied by Snoop Dogg: Gin & Juice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Styxx
vs
Ferguson

202 cm
23
275 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

200 cm
30
270 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dis Styxx!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, John Roberts and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson misses with a looping left.
Styxx misses with a wild combination.
Styxx misses with a left hand
and Styxx takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Styxx throws a sloppy body shot
and Ferguson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Styxx thinking.
Styxx ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A shot to the body from Styxx misses
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Styxx connects with a looping right hand.
Ferguson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Styxx momentarily.
Nice shot by Ferguson.
Styxx misses with a series of wild punches.
Styxx sizes up Ferguson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Styxx swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ferguson.
Styxx throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ferguson staying out of range there.
Ferguson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Styxx's head.
Styxx throws a body punch but Ferguson moves out of range.
Ferguson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Styxx will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Styxx misses with a jab to the body
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Styxx throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Ferguson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Styxx fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ferguson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ferguson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ferguson misses with a hook
letting Styxx counter with a right hand.
Styxx misses with a body shot.
Ferguson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Styxx misses with an uppercut
and Ferguson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Styxx misses with an uppercut
letting Ferguson counter with a right hand.
Ferguson misses with a series of wild punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a jab but it's blocked by Styxx.
Styxx misses with a body punch
and Styxx takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ferguson moves forwards but Styxx connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Styxx lands a jab.
Ferguson throws a right hand that misses
and Styxx counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Styxx throws a good cross that connects.
Styxx swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Styxx throws a sloppy head kick and Ferguson moves out of range easily.
Styxx uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ferguson has time to react.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Styxx swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Ferguson counters with a series of strikes. Styxx will be more careful next time no doubt.
Styxx misses with an uppercut.
Styxx throws a series of punches but Ferguson moves out of range.
Styxx throws a right and a left that Ferguson avoids nicely.
A big right from Ferguson misses.
Styxx looks to throw the jab but Ferguson is out of range.
Styxx misses with a jab to the body
and Ferguson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ferguson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Styxx swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Ferguson counter with a right hand.
Styxx slips a jab from Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Styxx moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dis Styxx will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Styxx throws a poor cross that misses
and Ferguson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Styxx falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ferguson counters with a left and a right that stings Styxx.
Ferguson misses with the combination.
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Styxx throws a solid leg kick but Ferguson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Styxx.
A shot to the body from Styxx misses
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Styxx uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A swing and a miss from Ferguson.
Turd Ferguson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Styxx does no damage.
Ferguson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Styxx misses with a hook to the body
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Ferguson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Styxx throws out the jab.
Styxx lands a glancing blow to the side of Ferguson's head.
Styxx pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ferguson misses with a lunging right hand
and Styxx counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ferguson misses with a straight left.
Styxx scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ferguson doesn't seem bothered though.
Ferguson might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Ferguson looks to land a combination. Styxx sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Left hook, right uppercut from Ferguson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Styxx counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Styxx falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ferguson counters with a series of strikes. Styxx will be more careful next time no doubt.
Styxx ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Styxx moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Ferguson staying out of range there.
Styxx comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson throws a combination that misses
and Styxx counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ferguson slips under a jab from Styxx.
Styxx looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Styxx misses with a hook
and Ferguson counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Styxx thows a body shot but no joy.
Styxx misses the shot to the body.
Styxx uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ferguson.
Ferguson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Styxx misses with a low kick.
Styxx misses with a hook to the body
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice straight punches there by Styxx. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Styxx.
Styxx scores with a punch to the head.
Decent striking displayed by Styxx there.
Styxx closes the distance and lands a one-two.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Styxx. Ferguson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ferguson misses with a double jab
and Styxx counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Styxx listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Styxx cracks Ferguson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ferguson misses with a hook. Styxx ducked under it nicely.
Styxx with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Styxx throws a poor cross that misses
and Ferguson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Styxx swings widly with a right hand
and Ferguson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Styxx throws a predictable looking body shot
and Styxx takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dis Styxx dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Styxx connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Styxx swings for the body but Ferguson moves out of range.
Styxx misses with a left hand
and Ferguson counters with a nice uppercut.
Styxx tries a low kick but Ferguson avoids it.
Styxx ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ferguson moves away.
Styxx feints and then cracks Ferguson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ferguson down.
Ferguson connects with the punch.
Ferguson throws a lazy uppercut
and Styxx makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ferguson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Styxx misses with the combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Styxx throws a right hand that misses
and Ferguson counters with a left and a right that stings Styxx.
Ferguson moves away from the strike by Styxx.
Styxx throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ferguson fails to land with a series of punches.
Ferguson with a hook.
Styxx throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Styxx avoids a kick to the body.
Ferguson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ferguson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Styxx cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A lazy left from Styxx finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Styxx.
Ferguson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Ferguson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Styxx lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ferguson at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Styxx lands a right hook to the body.
Ferguson avoids the body shot from Styxx.
Styxx lands a nice looking body shot.
Ferguson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Styxx misses with an uppercut
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Styxx sizes up Ferguson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Styxx comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Styxx scores with a jab to the body.
Styxx throws an off balance right hand
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Styxx has closed the distance and engaged Ferguson in a clinch.
Ferguson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ferguson has a couple of punches blocked by Styxx.
Styxx is trying to stall.
Ferguson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Styxx smiles and moves away.
Ferguson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Ferguson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Styxx to counter with a crisp jab.
Ferguson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dis Styxx seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Styxx misses the shot to the body.
Styxx lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Styxx lands a right hook to the body.
Styxx's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Styxx duly obliges.
Styxx throws a looping overhand right but Ferguson ducks down to avoid it.
Dis Styxx is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Styxx listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Styxx scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ferguson doesn't seem bothered though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Styxx throws out a loose jab but Ferguson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ferguson throws a poor cross that misses
and Styxx counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Turd Ferguson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dis Styxx showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Styxx has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:28
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dis Styxx!