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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Fisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raymond Asswhole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Fisher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raymond Asswhole!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fisher blocks a head kick by Asswhole.
Fisher swings for the body but Asswhole moves out of range.
Asswhole closes the distance but Fisher moves to the side
and Fisher counters with a stiff right hand.
It looks like Raymond Asswhole has been cut.
Fisher looks to throw the jab but Asswhole is out of range.
Fisher looks to land a left hand but Asswhole moved out of range nicely.
Fisher misses with a hook to the body
and Asswhole counters with a body kick.
Fisher throws a sloppy body shot
and Asswhole counters with a nice body shot.
Asswhole avoids the body shot from Fisher.
Fisher dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asswhole throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fisher.
It looks like George Fisher has been cut.
Asswhole takes the fight into the clinch.
Asswhole working hard to break the clinch.
Fisher's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fisher ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Asswhole moves away.
Asswhole tries to clinch up but Fisher circles away and keeps his distance.
Some wild striking there from Asswhole.
Asswhole throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Asswhole.
Asswhole ducks under a wild hook from Fisher.
Asswhole is looking to clinch but Fisher is avoiding it.
Asswhole closes the distance but Fisher moves to the side
and Fisher counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice body punch from Fisher.
Fisher throws a sloppy body shot
and Asswhole counters with a thumping low kick.
Asswhole tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fisher swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Asswhole ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fisher fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Asswhole on the side of the head.
Fisher misses with a body punch
and Asswhole counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Fisher is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Asswhole connects with a high kick.
Asswhole tries to clinch up.
Asswhole tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fisher counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Asswhole looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asswhole tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fisher was well out of range. Poor timing from Asswhole.
Fisher takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Fisher lands with an overhand left.
Asswhole staying out of range there.
Fisher lands a jab to the nose.
George Fisher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asswhole is looking to clinch but Fisher is avoiding it.
Fisher changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Asswhole tries to clinch up
and Asswhole takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Asswhole will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fisher just misses with a punch to the body.
Fisher lands a jab to Asswhole's midsection.
Asswhole closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Asswhole on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fisher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Asswhole was well out of range. Poor timing from Fisher.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fisher scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Asswhole doesn't seem bothered though.
Fisher cracks Asswhole with a good jab.
Asswhole takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fisher with a nice cross.
Fisher throws a body punch but Asswhole moves out of range.
Fisher scores with a hook to the body. Asswhole takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fisher feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Asswholes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fisher throws a good cross that connects.
Fisher's corner calls for a 1-2. Fisher obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fisher throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fisher uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fisher is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Decent striking displayed by Fisher there.
Asswhole takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fisher ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Asswhole avoids the body shot from Fisher.
Fisher is looking to wear down Asswhole with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asswhole drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fisher scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fisher ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Fisher throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fisher scores with a jab. Asswhole acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Asswhole takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Asswhole on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fisher tests Asswhole's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Asswhole takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Asswhole uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fisher.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
No joy there for Fisher, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fisher looks to score with a jab to the body but Asswhole is just out of range.
Asswhole bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fisher bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Asswhole's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
George Fisher dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Fisher swings for the body but Asswhole moves out of range.
Asswhole walks into a straight right hand from Fisher.
Fisher getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Asswhole throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Asswhole keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fisher darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Asswhole takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Asswhole just misses with a punch to the body.
Asswhole has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fisher scores with a one two! Asswhole had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Asswhole tries to clinch but Fisher moves away
and Fisher counters with a nice body shot.
Fisher lands with a straight right. Asswhole didn't see that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Fisher.
Asswhole is breathing heavily.
Fisher misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asswhole.
Nice shot lands for Fisher.
That has opened up Raymond Asswhole's cut even more.
Fisher lands a really nice looking cross but Asswhole seems unphased.
Asswhole has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Asswhole there as he acknowledges the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fisher fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Asswhole looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fisher is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fisher thuds his right hand into Asswhole's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Asswhole on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fisher lands with a cross.
Fisher lands with a nice body punch.
A punch lands to the side of Asswhole 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fisher throws a shot to the body.
Fisher scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fisher digs a good hook to Asswhole's body.
Fisher scores with a nice head shot.
Fisher misses with a hook to the body
and Asswhole counters with a head kick. That will keep Fisher thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fisher wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Asswhole takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Good exchange - Fisher coming out on top.
Fisher looks to land a combination but Asswhole avoids it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fisher scores with a crisp jab that stopped Asswhole in his tracks.
Fisher swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Asswhole tries a low kick but Fisher avoids it.
Jab, jab by Fisher - just one landing.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fisher.
Fisher scores with a shot to the body.
Fisher ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jab from Fisher.
Fisher scores with a jab to the head.
Fisher moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fisher scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Asswhole on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fisher bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Asswhole's head backwards.
Fisher misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Asswhole.
Fisher staying out of range there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fisher lands a slapping body shot.
Fisher lands with a straight right. Asswhole didn't see that one coming.
Nice body punch from Fisher.
Fisher throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Asswhole.
Asswhole takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Asswhole has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fisher avoids the head kick by Asswhole.
Fisher with a jab.
Fisher lands with an overhand left.
Fisher scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Fisher fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Asswhole looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Asswhole has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fisher finds it's way round the side to connect with Asswhole's head.
Fisher tests Asswhole's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The cut above Raymond Asswhole's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Asswhole walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fisher takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fisher fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asswhole manages to avoid it.
Fisher dips to his left and cracks Asswhole with an uppercut!
Asswhole moves to clinch but Fisher breaks away
and Fisher counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fisher smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by Asswhole.
Fisher changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Fisher changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Asswhole takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fisher cracks Asswhole with a right hand to the side of the head.
Asswhole uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fisher.
Asswhole wants to clinch
and Fisher counters with a left to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
George Fisher dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Fisher tests Asswhole's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fisher misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fisher. Asswhole does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fisher throws a series of punches but Asswhole avoids them all with ease.
Asswhole is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Asswhole swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A solid leg kick lands there for Asswhole.
Asswhole tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fisher swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asswhole darts in trying to clinch
and Fisher counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A combination from Asswhole does no damage.
Asswhole is looking to clinch but Fisher is avoiding it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fisher uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fisher circles away from the clinch attempt
and Fisher makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A big left from Fisher misses.
The fighters circling - Fisher throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fisher ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jab by Fisher.
Asswhole staying out of range there.
Fisher lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fisher scores with a punch to the head.
Fisher fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Asswhole looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fisher misses with a jab, cross combination.
Asswhole walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A punch lands to the side of Asswhole 's head but he takes it in his stride.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fisher lands a right hook to the body.
Fisher with a jab.
Asswhole takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fisher swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fisher is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Asswhole can do to turn this around?
Fisher misses the shot to the body.
Fisher lands a really nice looking cross but Asswhole seems unphased.
A shot to the liver by Fisher. Beautiful body shot.
Raymond Asswhole is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fisher jabs Asswhole to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fisher throws a good cross that connects.
Fisher lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Asswhole backs up against the cage.
Nice shot by Fisher.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fisher darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fisher, as that shot connected.
Fisher fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Asswhole takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fisher jabs Asswhole to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Asswhole ducks right into an uppercut from Fisher.
Asswhole on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Asswhole keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asswhole moves forwards but Fisher connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Asswhole takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Asswhole misses with a right hand
and Fisher counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Asswhole throws a body punch but Fisher moves out of range.
Fisher lands a nice shot that snaps Asswhole's head back.
Fisher digs a good hook to Asswhole's body.
Asswhole takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fisher thows a body shot but no joy.
Fisher misses with a jab to the body
and Asswhole counters with a head kick.
Asswhole doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asswhole doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fisher lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fisher throws out a powerful jab.
George Fisher is winning the standup battle so far.
Fisher with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fisher throws a hook but Asswhole blocks it.
Asswhole displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fisher throws out the jab.
Fisher thows a body shot but no joy.
Fisher scores with a jab.
Fisher throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Asswhole tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fisher dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fisher fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Asswhole looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fisher fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Asswhole looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Raymond Asswhole has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fisher jabs at Asswhole's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice uppercut lands for Fisher. That snapped Asswhole's head back.
And that's the end of the fight!
George Fisher showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fisher, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:25
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:25
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... George Fisher!
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