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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Felix Flashlighter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flashlighter comes to the cage accompanied by Ocoai - La Main d'Electrique . Cartman has chosen Unclefucker as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Felix Flashlighter!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Cartman misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Flashlighter.
Cartman feints and then cracks Flashlighter's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Flashlighter down.
Cartman has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Flashlighter.
Flashlighter misses with a body shot.
Cartman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Flashlighter blocks a jab.
Flashlighter works over Cartman's head and body with a nice combination.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman lands a head shot.
Felix Flashlighter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Flashlighter cracks Cartman with an open hand slap.
Flashlighter tests Cartman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Cartman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Flashlighter throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Flashlighter throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Flashlighter throws a leg kick but Cartman checks it.
Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Flashlighter walks into a jab.
Cartman misses with a body shot
and Flashlighter counters with an inside leg kick.
Flashlighter throws a nice inside leg kick.
Flashlighter misses with a leg kick.
Cartman tries for a takedown but Flashlighter circles away easily
letting Flashlighter counter with a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Flashlighter is able to avoid easily.
Flashlighter fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cartman is out of range.
Flashlighter blocks a jab.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Cartman throws a lazy uppercut
and Flashlighter counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Flashlighter checks it.
Flashlighter throws a wild body kick that Cartman sees coming a mile off.
Flashlighter throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Flashlighter throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Flashlighter checks a low kick from Cartman.
Flashlighter with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Flashlighter cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A slapping leg kick lands for Flashlighter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Felix Flashlighter dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Flashlighter swings widly with a right hand
and Cartman counters with a straight right hand.
Flashlighter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
Cartman fails with the takedown
and Flashlighter counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cartman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Flashlighter is able to avoid easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Flashlighter does a little dance to reset his feet.
Flashlighter scores with a nice right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Flashlighter thows a leg kick but Cartman checks it
and Cartman counters with a leg kick.
Cartman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cartman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Flashlighter's sensitive parts.
Cartman feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Flashlighters jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cartman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nice shot by Flashlighter.
Flashlighter bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown. Flashlighter tries to sprawl out of it but Cartman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Flashlighter manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cartman throws an off balance right hand
and Flashlighter counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartman thinking.
Flashlighter throws a hook but Cartman avoids it easily.
Flashlighter misses with a low kick as Cartman jumps back.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cartman.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Flashlighter bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Flashlighter shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice takedown defense from Flashlighter. No joy for Cartman on that attempt.
Felix Flashlighter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Flashlighter throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Flashlighter sprawls well. Flashlighter wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet.
Flashlighter throws a nice outside leg kick.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Flashlighter sprawls well. Flashlighter wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet.
Cartman throws a hook but Flashlighter avoids it easily.
Flashlighter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartman throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Flashlighter to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Flashlighter counters with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Felix Flashlighter dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Flashlighter ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Flashlighter.
Flashlighter throws a leg kick
and Cartman counters with a nice body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Flashlighter checks a leg kick.
Cartman bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Flashlighter can't do much from the bottom here.
Cartman looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Flashlighter is avoiding damage well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Cartman tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Cartman wants to lay and pray for a moment but Flashlighter keeps working.
Cartman sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Flashlighter is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Flashlighter is trying to control Cartman's posture but Cartman avoids it.
Cartman misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cartman cracks Flashlighter with a big right hand but Flashlighter just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Flashlighter is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Cartman off and has taken his back!
Cartman is really stuck here.
Cartman breaks Flashlighter's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Flashlighter keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flashlighter keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
Cartman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cartman controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Eric Cartman has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Cartman throws a body punch but Flashlighter moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Flashlighter misses with a leg kick
and Cartman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
A leg kick checked by Cartman.
Cartman takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Flashlighter stuns Cartman with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Flashlighter scores with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman really dominated that round.
That's time! Flashlighter's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Flashlighter misses with the combination.
Cartman swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Flashlighter counters with an inside leg kick.
Flashlighter moves out of range of the body kick from Cartman.
Cartman with a lazy takedown attempt
and Cartman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cartman swings away with a body shot that misses
and Flashlighter counters with a nice body kick.
Flashlighter lands a jab to Cartman's midsection.
A clash of legs there as Flashlighter blocks the low kick.
Cartman slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Cartman scores with a nice strike.
Flashlighter misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Flashlighter slips the punch.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Flashlighter moved out of range nicely.
Flashlighter misses with a hook
and Cartman counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Flashlighter swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cartman counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Flashlighter's guard now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Flashlighter looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Cartman tries to free his leg and advance position but Flashlighter is retaining full guard.
Flashlighter controlling the position.
We're going to have a standup here because Felix Flashlighter wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Flashlighter looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a body shot
and Flashlighter counters with a good, hard body kick but Cartman shrugs it off.
Cartman is trying hard to land a takedown here. Flashlighter sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A nice leg kick lands there from Flashlighter.
Flashlighter drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Cartman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Flashlighter pinned against the cage. Flashlighter gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Felix Flashlighter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Flashlighter checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a head kick. Flashlighter smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Cartman is defended easily by Flashlighter.
Flashlighter keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Flashlighter lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Eric Cartman will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Flashlighter chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Flashlighter throws a head kick that misses.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Cartman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Flashlighter misses with a few strikes there.
A low kick from Flashlighter misses
and Cartman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Flashlighter is looking to chop away at Cartman's legs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a chopping leg kick but Flashlighter manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Flashlighter looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman lands a nice looking body shot.
Flashlighter throws an off balance right hand
and Cartman counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Flashlighter is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Flashlighter will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nice uppercut lands for Flashlighter. That snapped Cartman's head back.
Felix Flashlighter is winning the standup battle so far.
Cartman misses with a hook to the body
and Flashlighter makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Flashlighter connects with a body shot.
Cartman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Flashlighter counters with a low kick, right behind Cartman 's knee.
Flashlighter defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cartman.
Cartman throws the left hand but Flashlighter avoids the punch easily.
Cartman shoots and misses
and Flashlighter counters with a leg kick.
Cartman throws a body punch but Flashlighter moves out of range.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Flashlighter sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Flashlighter swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Flashlighter.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Flashlighter manages to avoid it.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown but Flashlighter shows good takedown defense.
Flashlighter walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cartman checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown but Flashlighter shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Felix Flashlighter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman throws a hook but Flashlighter avoids it easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Felix Flashlighter.
I think Flashlighter has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 49:47
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 48:48
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Felix Flashlighter!
Felix Flashlighter retains his welterweight title!
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