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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crouch Ouch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Kaholic comes into the arena with Cant Be Touched blaring out of the sound system. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Al Al Kaholic !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crouch Ouch!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Eddie Farnsworth and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch throws a lazy head kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice leg kick.
Ouch fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Al Kaholic .
Ouch moves out of range of the body kick.
Ouch throws a leg kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a stiff right hand.
A shot to the body from Al Kaholic misses
and Ouch counters with a right hand to the body.
Al Kaholic lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Crouch Ouch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ouch turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Al Kaholic staying out of range there.
A low kick from Ouch is predictable there
and Ouch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ouch misses the body punch
and Al Kaholic counters with a body kick that stops Ouch in his tracks momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Kaholic throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ouch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A low kick from Al Kaholic is predictable there
and Ouch counters with a left and a right that stings Al Kaholic .
Ouch throws a right hand that misses
and Al Kaholic counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ouch throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A leg kick checked by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic misses with a straight left.
Ouch moves out of range as Al Kaholic throws a body kick.
Ouch misses with a body shot
and Al Kaholic counters with a slapping leg kick.
Al Kaholic closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ouch circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch throws a lazy head kick
and Al Kaholic cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Al Kaholic fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ouch on the side of the head.
Al Kaholic steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ouch.
Al Kaholic is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Ouch moves out of range of the strikes.
Al Kaholic throws a hook but Ouch blocks it.
Ouch throws a sloppy head kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ouch thinking.
Ouch looks gassed!
Al Kaholic swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Al Kaholic misses with a hook. Ouch ducked under it nicely.
Al Kaholic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ouch throws a lazy uppercut
and Al Kaholic counters with a two punch combo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch throws a leg kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Al Kaholic . That's going to slow Ouch down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Al Kaholic with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Al Kaholic tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ouch looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Crunch! Al Kaholic slams his shin into Ouch's torso.
Al Kaholic feints and as Ouch raises his hands in defense, Al Kaholic changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Al Kaholic is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Al Kaholic will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Al Kaholic distracts Ouch with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Ouch looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Ouch working a defensive guard here.
Al Kaholic stands and throws Ouch's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch stops Al Kaholic from passing to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Al Al Kaholic dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Ouch misses with a kick to the body
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice body kick.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that misses.
Al Kaholic is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Al Kaholic . Ouch shrugs it off though.
Al Kaholic shoots in for a takedown but Ouch shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Al Kaholic tries for a takedown but Ouch circles away easily
and Ouch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ouch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Al Kaholic lets loose with a powerful body kick. Ouch will feel that in the morning.
Ouch blocks a low kick nicely.
Ouch is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch stuffs the takedown attempt from Al Kaholic . Al Kaholic gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Al Al Kaholic . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Al Kaholic misses with an uppercut.
Ouch misses with a leg kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Al Kaholic turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ouch was well out of range. Poor timing from Al Kaholic .
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic misses with a hook to the body
and Ouch counters with an inside leg kick.
Crouch Ouch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Al Kaholic tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ouch. That's going to slow Al Kaholic down.
Ouch has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A low kick from Al Kaholic misses
and Ouch counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Al Kaholic thinking.
Ouch scores with a sloppy right hand. Al Kaholic should have avoided that one.
Al Kaholic fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ouch throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Al Kaholic counters with a big head kick but Ouch shrugs it off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch misses the body punch
and Al Kaholic counters with a slapping leg kick.
Ouch gets caught flat footed, as Al Kaholic shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Al Kaholic sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Ouch's guard.
Al Kaholic is trying to control the action in half guard but Ouch is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Ouch manages to get to full guard.
Al Kaholic seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Al Kaholic scoring with some ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch keeping full guard, as Al Kaholic tries to pass.
Al Kaholic stopping the sweep attempt from Ouch.
Al Kaholic working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Ouch keeping moving, preventing Al Kaholic from controlling successfully.
Ouch with a couple of shots from the bottom there - nothing Al Kaholic can't handle though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ouch is looking to sweep but instead, Al Kaholic has passed into half guard.
Al Kaholic is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Ouch defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Al Al Kaholic dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Ouch misses with a body punch
and Ouch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Al Kaholic keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ouch.
Ouch lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Al Kaholic lands with a right hand.
A combination from Ouch does no damage.
Ouch throws a leg kick which misses Al Kaholic 's front leg but catches the back leg as Al Kaholic tries to avoid it.
Al Kaholic misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ouch counters with a series of strikes. Al Kaholic will be more careful next time no doubt.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Ouch checks a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Kaholic pivots, looking for a leg kick but Ouch is out of range and Al Kaholic settles back down.
Ouch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ouch falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Al Kaholic to counter with a crisp jab.
Ouch feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Al Kaholic 's calf.
Al Kaholic throws a sloppy head kick and Ouch moves out of range easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ouch.
Al Kaholic is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ouch can do to turn this around?
Al Kaholic looks to throw the jab but Ouch is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Ouch.
Al Kaholic misses with a leg kick
and Ouch counters with a nice body kick.
Ouch looks to land a body kick but Al Kaholic moved away.
Al Kaholic uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ouch.
Al Kaholic throws a lazy head kick
and Ouch counters with a thumping low kick.
Ouch misses with a leg kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a two punch combo.
Al Kaholic is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Ouch throws a lazy head kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Ouch is lucky that one didn't land flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ouch tries to land a body kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Al Kaholic fails with the takedown.
Ouch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Al Kaholic lunges at Ouch with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ouch's hand.
Ouch keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Al Kaholic on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ouch. Ouch obviously looking to wear him down.
Al Kaholic fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ouch looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch avoids the body shot from Al Kaholic .
Ouch tries to land a body kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice body kick.
Ouch takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ouch falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ouch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ouch swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Al Kaholic cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ouch throws an off balance right hand
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ouch takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A head kick misses from Al Kaholic .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Al Al Kaholic clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Ouch falls off balance throwing a combination
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ouch thinking.
Al Kaholic throws a poor cross that misses
and Ouch counters with a good, hard body kick but Al Kaholic shrugs it off.
A low kick from Ouch is predictable there
and Al Kaholic counters with a left to the body.
Al Kaholic thows a body kick. Ouch tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jab by Al Kaholic .
Ouch is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Al Kaholic dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Al Kaholic throws a shot from downtown. Ouch moves away and avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Kaholic lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Al Kaholic ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Al Kaholic cracks Ouch with an open hand slap.
Al Kaholic dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ouch doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Al Kaholic digs a good body shot into Ouch's ribs.
Al Al Kaholic is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Al Kaholic stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Ouch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A low kick from Al Kaholic misses
and Ouch counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ouch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ouch throws a leg kick but Al Kaholic checks it.
A low kick from Ouch is predictable there
and Al Kaholic counters with an outside leg kick.
Ouch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Al Kaholic .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch connects with an inside leg kick.
Ouch slips a straight right by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic misses with a straight right.
Al Kaholic on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ouch. Ouch obviously looking to wear him down.
Ouch misses with an uppercut.
Al Kaholic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ouch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A telegraphed right hand from Ouch misses the target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Al Kaholic uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Al Kaholic throws a leg kick but Ouch checks it.
Al Kaholic blocks a low kick nicely.
A low kick from Ouch misses
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice low kick that buckles Ouch's knee momentarily.
Ouch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Al Kaholic .
Ouch misses with a low kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ouch thumps Al Kaholic with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Al Al Kaholic had his way with Crouch Ouch in that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
A shot to the liver by Al Kaholic . Beautiful body shot.
Ouch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ouch throws a lazy uppercut
and Al Kaholic counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ouch swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Al Kaholic counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Al Kaholic ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jab by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ouch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Ouch is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Ouch throws a combination that misses
and Al Kaholic counters with a nice uppercut.
Al Kaholic thuds a left hand into Ouch's body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Al Kaholic .
Ouch sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Al Kaholic thuds his right hand into Ouch's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sloppy strikes from Al Kaholic . Those never looked like landing.
Al Kaholic lands a lovely overhand right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch throws a leg kick
and Al Kaholic counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ouch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic misses with a looping left.
Crouch Ouch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Good leg kick by Ouch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Al Kaholic pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ouch ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ouch throws a right hand that misses
and Al Kaholic counters with a body kick that stops Ouch in his tracks momentarily.
Al Kaholic misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch misses with a leg kick
and Al Kaholic makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Ouch really felt that one!
Al Kaholic scoring well with a low kick there.
Al Kaholic lands a lovely overhand right.
Ouch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Al Al Kaholic is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that misses.
Al Kaholic scores with a hook to the body. Ouch takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ouch takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Ouch keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Kaholic .
Ouch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Al Kaholic counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ouch misses with a body punch
and Al Kaholic counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Al Kaholic connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ouch momentarily.
Al Kaholic throws a good cross that connects.
And that's the end of the fight!
Al Al Kaholic showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Al Kaholic has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 50:44
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 50:44
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 50:44
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Al Al Kaholic !
Al Al Kaholic retains his heavyweight title!
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