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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between karl lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and fat bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think lesnar might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to let the bodies hit the floor. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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300 lbs
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280 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, karl lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, fat bastard!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
bastard pulls out of a head kick attempt.
bastard closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
lesnar looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
bastard really doesn't want to stay on the ground with lesnar. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
lesnar is breathing heavily.
lesnar works his way to full guard. Good work.
bastard tries to stand but lesnar is controlling from the bottom.
lesnar will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
lesnar is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
bastard wants to stand but lesnar is controlling his posture from full guard.
bastard is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
bastard wants to pass the guard but lesnar is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
lesnar working for a triangle but bastard defends it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bastard seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
lesnar is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
bastard won't allow lesnar to pass to mount.
lesnar is working hard here to advance position.
lesnar is looking for a kimura here.
bastard wants to control but lesnar is keeping busy.
bastard is trying to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
lesnar is trying to work for a kimura but bastard is defending well.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
bastard gets a clinch.
lesnar is trying to work for a single leg takedown but bastard pulls him back up using the underhooks.
lesnar stops a takedown attempt from bastard.
lesnar tries for a takedown. No joy.
bastard turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and bastard manages to end up in side control.
bastard works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
lesnar manages to get back to half guard.
lesnar looking for submissions off his back.
lesnar is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute bastard jumps into side control!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bastard is staying tight to lesnar's torso, preventing him from escaping.
lesnar is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on bastard's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
lesnar is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but bastard pulls his head out easily.
Well, if bastard is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
lesnar manages to escape and get back to his feet!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
bastard wants to clinch.
karl lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
bastard feints and as lesnar raises his hands in defense, bastard changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
bastard wants to stand but lesnar has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
bastard is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
bastard must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
bastard passes into half guard.
lesnar looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
bastard wants to control but lesnar is keeping him busy.
lesnar actively working from the bottom here.
bastard is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
lesnar moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fat bastard dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
bastard scores a takedown into full mount!
lesnar gets back to half guard.
lesnar tries to get to full guard but bastard has control of the leg.
bastard not doing much here.
lesnar is trying to get back to full guard.
bastard content to control rather than advance.
fat bastard has got the better of the ground game so far.
lesnar wants to improve his position but bastard is controlling well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
lesnar is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but bastard pulls his head out easily.
bastard stalling.
lesnar looking for submissions off his back.
lesnar is refusing to be controlled, as bastard sits in half guard.
lesnar is pressing down on bastard's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
lesnar looking to control.
bastard gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
lesnar shoots and misses
and bastard counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by bastard.
bastard fails to pull the fight into his guard.
bastard is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
bastard prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
bastard drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
bastard gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from lesnar.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for karl lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
bastard has lesnar pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. lesnar manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
bastard wants to stall.
bastard just leaning against lesnar, taking a breather.
lesnar fails to pull guard.
bastard stalls.
lesnar pulls guard.
bastard postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
bastard slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
bastard wants to pass the guard but lesnar is keeping the position.
bastard passes easily into side control. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
lesnar is looking for a sweep.
bastard cracks lesnar with an elbow. That is naaassty.
lesnar is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
lesnar manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
lesnar is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
lesnar actively working from the bottom here.
lesnar wants to get back to full guard.
lesnar on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
lesnar is looking for a sweep. bastard is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
bastard is stalling here. lesnar is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! bastard seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and lesnar has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
bastard struggling a bit here.
lesnar looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if bastard can do anything to dispel that myth.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
lesnar working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
lesnar tries to move into full mount but can't pass bastard's legs.
lesnar is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but bastard is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
bastard is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
lesnar wants to lay and pray for a moment but bastard keeps working.
bastard tries to buck lesnar off but lesnar is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but fat bastard will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
lesnar with a poor takedown
and bastard counters with a straight right hand.
bastard looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for lesnar!
bastard is in the full mount, landing strikes.
bastard controlling from the full mount.
lesnar in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
bastard is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. lesnar can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
bastard prevents lesnar from getting the reversal.
bastard working lesnar over with strikes here.
lesnar is looking to improve his position but bastard isn't that keen on the idea.
lesnar wants to hold on but bastard pushes him away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
lesnar is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bastard controlling from mount.
lesnar is in all sorts of trouble here.
lesnar gets back to half guard.
lesnar looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
lesnar makes his way to full guard. A much better position for lesnar.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
lesnar looking for a guillotine here but bastard defends easily.
lesnar is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
bastard content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
lesnar looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
lesnar wants to stand up but bastard is controlling him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bastard wants to stand but lesnar is controlling his posture from full guard.
lesnar working for a triangle but bastard defends it easily.
bastard controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
lesnar is looking for a triangle but bastard pushes his legs off easily.
lesnar can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as bastard controls the pace.
lesnar keeping moving, preventing bastard from controlling successfully.
bastard slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
bastard wants to pass the guard but lesnar is keeping the position.
lesnar being controlled here, momentarily.
bastard wants to control from the top but lesnar keeps moving.
lesnar looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
bastard is stalling in the full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
lesnar is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
karl lesnar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
lesnar gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
And that's the end of the fight!
karl lesnar showed his dominance in that final round.
I think bastard has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... fat bastard!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
69% |
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