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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grammy Married Sokojuice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meat Brockenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sokojuice comes to the cage accompanied by DEATH - Spirit Crusher. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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186 cm
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236 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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201 cm
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270 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grammy Married Sokojuice! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Meat Brockenstein! The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Summer Carpenter and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sokojuice tried to score with a low kick but Brockenstein checks it. Brockenstein looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Brockenstein takes a jab right on the kisser.
It looks like Meat Brockenstein has been cut. Sloppy strikes from Sokojuice. Those never looked like landing. Sokojuice keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Brockenstein throws a lazy uppercut
and Sokojuice counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Sokojuice closes the distance and clinches. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Sokojuice manages to break the clinch.
Brockenstein drops his hands momentarily and Sokojuice takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Brockenstein tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Sokojuice swivels and escapes. Sokojuice lands a big shot that drops Brockenstein! Can he finish him?
Brockenstein is rocked! We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon. Brockenstein working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sokojuice. Brockenstein is still in real trouble! Can Sokojuice finish him? Sokojuice decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Brockenstein, up you get! Sokojuice scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. Sokojuice scores with a couple of good hammerfists. Sokojuice scoring with strikes to the body and head. Sokojuice postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Brockenstein to stand up. Meat Brockenstein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Brockenstein looks gassed! Brockenstein checks a low kick from Sokojuice. Brockenstein seems to have recovered his senses.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sokojuice shoots in looking for a takedown. Brockenstein tries to sprawl out of it but Sokojuice keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Brockenstein manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. Brockenstein drops his hands for a split second and Sokojuice immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Brockenstein face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Sokojuice follows up with a right hand that knocks Brockenstein into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Grammy Married Sokojuice! Grammy Married Sokojuice retains his heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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