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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lostma Braincells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Babyfarts Mcgeezak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Braincells kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is BoneCrusher- Aint neva scared. Mcgeezak is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Welcome to the Terrordome. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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290 lbs
11 - 6 - 0 |
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285 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lostma Braincells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Babyfarts Mcgeezak!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Damien Edna and Summer Carpenter.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcgeezak misses with a hook
and Braincells connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Braincells closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Mcgeezak did well to prevent Braincells getting side control.
Braincells is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Mcgeezak sees it coming and defends easily.
Braincells is looking to advance position but Mcgeezak won't allow it.
Braincells seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mcgeezak does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Braincells misses with a head shot. Mcgeezak uses the momentum to regain guard.
Braincells landing with the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Braincells trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mcgeezak trying to control the position here.
Braincells is looking to work some ground and pound but Mcgeezak has wrist control.
Braincells wants to control from the top but Mcgeezak keeps moving.
Mcgeezak utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Braincells throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Braincells pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mcgeezak is keeping the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Braincells in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Braincells has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Braincells throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Mcgeezak works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Braincells throwing strikes but missing.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Mcgeezak can do anything to dispel that myth.
Braincells trying to control but Mcgeezak is working from the bottom.
Braincells seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Mcgeezak keeping moving, preventing Braincells from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Braincells passes into half guard.
Braincells lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Braincells thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Mcgeezak's head.
Braincells wants to take a breather but Mcgeezak is having none of it.
Braincells thows a huge punch but Mcgeezak dodges it nicely.
Mcgeezak really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Braincells. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Braincells with the ground and pound but Mcgeezak uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Braincells loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Braincells working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Braincells with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Braincells scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Braincells loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Braincells missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Braincells missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Braincells postures up in Mcgeezak's guard and throws a big left but Mcgeezak blocks it.
Braincells with a flurry of punches that miss.
Braincells missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Braincells throwing strikes but missing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lostma Braincells dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Mcgeezak staying out of range there.
Braincells throws an off balance right hand
and Mcgeezak counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Braincells moves away from the strike by Mcgeezak.
Braincells wants to clinch
and Mcgeezak cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mcgeezak throws a right hand that Braincells ducks under and follows up with a left that Braincells also avoids with ease.
Mcgeezak uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Braincells.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Braincells tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Horrible takedown by Braincells or perhaps it was just good defense by Mcgeezak which made him look bad.
The fighters circling - Braincells throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mcgeezak is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Braincells throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mcgeezak throws a hook to the side of Braincells's head but Braincells sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mcgeezak misses with a wild body shot.
Lostma Braincells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mcgeezak cracks Braincells with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braincells tries for a takedown but Mcgeezak sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Braincells is trying hard to land a takedown here. Mcgeezak sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lostma Braincells. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Braincells cracks a nice hook into Mcgeezak's ribs.
Mcgeezak misses with a left hand
and Braincells counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Mcgeezak is looking to control Braincells's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mcgeezak avoid being mounted?
Mcgeezak is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Mcgeezak has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Braincells is working away from the top position though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcgeezak wants to get back to full guard.
Braincells is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Braincells looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Braincells not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcgeezak avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Braincells.
Braincells not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Braincells keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Mcgeezak controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Mcgeezak avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Braincells.
Braincells throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Mcgeezak avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Braincells.
Braincells content to control rather than advance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Babyfarts Mcgeezak will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Mcgeezak misses with a right hand
and Braincells counters with a left to the body.
Mcgeezak swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab from Mcgeezak misses.
Braincells misses the body punch
and Mcgeezak counters with a stiff right hand.
Mcgeezak misses with an uppercut.
Mcgeezak throws a poor cross that misses
and Braincells counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mcgeezak thinking.
Mcgeezak might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Braincells misses the shot to the body.
Mcgeezak misses with a hook.
Babyfarts Mcgeezak is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcgeezak misses the body punch
and Braincells counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Braincells is trying to control the action in half guard but Mcgeezak is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Braincells throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Braincells throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Braincells sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mcgeezak defending well though.
Nice strikes from Braincells there.
Braincells throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Braincells slips a nice elbow through Mcgeezak's hands, connecting with Mcgeezak's forehead.
Braincells thows a huge punch but Mcgeezak dodges it nicely.
Mcgeezak taking some punishment here, with Braincells in his half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braincells throwing shots but Mcgeezak is blocking nicely.
Braincells thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Braincells is trying to control the action in half guard but Mcgeezak is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Braincells thows a huge punch but Mcgeezak dodges it nicely.
Braincells thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Braincells sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mcgeezak defending well though.
Mcgeezak takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Braincells seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mcgeezak does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mcgeezak blocking the ground and pound attempt from Braincells.
Mcgeezak blocking the ground and pound attempt from Braincells.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Braincells seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mcgeezak does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Braincells is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Mcgeezak is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Braincells swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Mcgeezak is now in Braincells's guard. A big mistake from Braincells there, giving up the dominant position!
Braincells is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Mcgeezak is aware though and is defending well.
Braincells trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Braincells might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Braincells looking for subs off his back but Mcgeezak has passed one foot through into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Braincells trying to control here.
Lostma Braincells overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Braincells is looking for a sweep. Mcgeezak is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Mcgeezak in particular looking to stall.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lostma Braincells showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Braincells has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:28
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lostma Braincells!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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