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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lorenzo Von Matterhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Matterhorn's entrance music is Barney Stinson is Awesome. A fine choice. Potatos is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Just Another Victim by Helmet&House of Pain. This should be fireworks!
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251 lbs
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260 lbs
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Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Potatos!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Matterhorn moves out of range as Potatos strikes.
Potatos has his takedown stuffed
and Von Matterhorn counters with a leg kick.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Von Matterhorn lands a nice leg kick that just misses Potatos's sensitive parts.
Potatos takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Potatos doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Von Matterhorn counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Potatos avoids the head kick by Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn tries to clinch up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos ducks under a wild hook from Von Matterhorn.
A slapping leg kick lands for Von Matterhorn.
No joy there for Potatos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A leg kick checked by Potatos.
Von Matterhorn swings for the body but Potatos moves out of range.
Potatos is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn tries for a takedown but Potatos sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Potatos walks forward, straight into a front kick from Von Matterhorn.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Von Matterhorn lands a nice leg kick that just misses Potatos's sensitive parts.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn tries to clinch up.
Von Matterhorn throws a poor cross that misses
and Potatos counters with a two punch combo.
Potatos throws a lazy uppercut
and Von Matterhorn counters with a good low kick that Potatos was not able to check.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos tries to move into range but Von Matterhorn moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Von Matterhorn tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Potatos is able to avoid easily.
Von Matterhorn misses with a body shot
and Potatos counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Potatos blocks a head kick by Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Potatos is able to avoid easily.
Von Matterhorn shoots in looking for a takedown but Potatos manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Von Matterhorn's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Von Matterhorn throws a low kick but Potatos moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Von Matterhorn takes one to the side of the head.
A bone on bone clash there as Potatos blocks the leg kick.
Potatos throws a poor cross that misses
and Von Matterhorn counters with a slapping leg kick.
Potatos scores with a nice strike.
Von Matterhorn misses with a leg kick
and Potatos counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big right from Von Matterhorn misses.
Von Matterhorn throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A shot to the body from Potatos misses
and Von Matterhorn counters with a good low kick that Potatos was not able to check.
Potatos doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Von Matterhorn counters with a body kick that stops Potatos in his tracks momentarily.
Von Matterhorn closes the distance and clinches up with Potatos, looking for a takedown. Von Matterhorn pushes Potatos against the cage but Potatos circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Potatos looks to land a combination but Von Matterhorn avoids it well.
Potatos throws a poor cross that misses
and Von Matterhorn counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Potatos keeping moving, preventing Von Matterhorn from controlling successfully.
Von Matterhorn postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos keeping moving, preventing Von Matterhorn from controlling successfully.
Potatos looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Von Matterhorn passes into side control.
Potatos is trying to control Von Matterhorn's posture but Von Matterhorn avoids it.
Potatos tries to contro but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Von Matterhorn controlling the position easily from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Von Matterhorn raining down hammerfists from mount.
Von Matterhorn takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Potatos is squirming around, avoiding Von Matterhorn's attempts to control the action.
Von Matterhorn takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Potatos really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Potatos is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Von Matterhorn raining down shots from the mount!
Potatos tries to hold on but Von Matterhorn pushes him away.
Potatos sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Von Matterhorn not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Potatos is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Von Matterhorn scores with a couple of nice shots.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potatos wants to control but Von Matterhorn is keeping busy.
Potatos is trying to control but Von Matterhorn passes into side control!
Von Matterhorn in side control, just content to control the action for now.
A control attempt from Potatos but he's now mounted!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Von Matterhorn tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Potatos is able to avoid easily.
Von Matterhorn throws a lazy head kick
and Potatos counters with a left to the body.
Von Matterhorn is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Potatos.
Von Matterhorn tries to close the distance and clinch but Potatos swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Von Matterhorn misses with a takedown
and Potatos counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn tries a low kick but Potatos avoids it.
Von Matterhorn throws a low kick but it's checked well by Potatos.
Von Matterhorn staying out of range there.
Potatos checks a leg kick.
Potatos shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Von Matterhorn decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Potatos's guard.
Von Matterhorn trying to control the position from guard on top but Potatos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Von Matterhorn looking to pass the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn controlling from the top position.
Potatos keeping moving, preventing Von Matterhorn from controlling successfully.
Potatos has an active guard here but Von Matterhorn has managed to pass into half guard.
Potatos is trying to control but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potatos won't allow Von Matterhorn to pass to mount.
Von Matterhorn stalling.
Potatos is refusing to be controlled, as Von Matterhorn sits in half guard.
Potatos moves into full guard.
Potatos is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Potatos thows a huge punch but Von Matterhorn dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Potatos thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Von Matterhorn's head.
Von Matterhorn is controlling Potatos's trapped leg to prevent Potatos from advancing to side control.
Von Matterhorn tries to get to full guard but Potatos has control of the leg.
Potatos stops Von Matterhorn from getting back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Lorenzo Von Matterhorn did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Potatos connects with a good right hand that stumbles Von Matterhorn. Von Matterhorn circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Von Matterhorn will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Von Matterhorn attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Von Matterhorn thumps Potatos with a low kick.
Potatos misses with a hook
and Von Matterhorn counters with a nice body shot.
Potatos pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Potatos ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Von Matterhorn moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn thows a leg kick but Potatos checks it
and Potatos counters with a left and a right that stings Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Potatos. Potatos obviously looking to wear him down.
Potatos might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Von Matterhorn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Potatos counters with a single leg into guard. Von Matterhorn didn't expect that.
Von Matterhorn is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Potatos controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Von Matterhorn seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Von Matterhorn looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Potatos!
Potatos wants to hold on but Von Matterhorn pushes him away.
Von Matterhorn wants to control the pace but Potatos is squirming around nicely.
Von Matterhorn avoids the attempt from Potatos to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Von Matterhorn.
Potatos tries to reverse the position but Von Matterhorn maintains control.
Von Matterhorn avoids the attempt from Potatos to control.
Potatos working to try and regain half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Von Matterhorn controlling from the full mount.
Von Matterhorn trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Potatos is in all sorts of trouble here.
Von Matterhorn controlling from the full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Jack Potatos will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
A low kick from Von Matterhorn misses
and Potatos counters with a one-two to the body.
Von Matterhorn misses with a kick to the body.
Von Matterhorn misses the shot to the body.
Potatos avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Von Matterhorn leaves Potatos with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Potatos throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Von Matterhorn counters with a slapping leg kick.
Potatos rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
so Von Matterhorn counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Potatos throws his legs up looking for a submission but Von Matterhorn uses it to pass to side control.
Potatos wants to control but Von Matterhorn postures up.
Von Matterhorn landing a few strikes.
Potatos tries to improve position but can't.
Von Matterhorn scores with a couple of short elbows.
Potatos takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Potatos is being controlled here.
Potatos stops Von Matterhorn from passing to mount.
Potatos is looking for a sweep.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Jack Potatos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Potatos tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Von Matterhorn presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Potatos is wriggling around trying to escape.
Potatos tries to hold on but Von Matterhorn pushes him away.
Von Matterhorn jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Potatos manages to avoid the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn cracks Potatos with a big right hand but Potatos just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Potatos tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Von Matterhorn wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Von Matterhorn trying to control the position but Potatos is working away.
Potatos tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Von Matterhorn wants to take a breather but Potatos manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn tries to free his leg and advance position but Potatos is retaining full guard.
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Potatos throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Von Matterhorn got a little sloppy there for a moment and Potatos has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Von Matterhorn has managed to get both his arms back between Potatos's legs - danger averted.
Von Matterhorn is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Potatos trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Von Matterhorn passes into half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Von Matterhorn has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 49:46
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 49:46
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is the new heavyweight champion!
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