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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Cronan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Gay Bumming (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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196 cm
25
218 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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180 cm
18
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Matt Cronan! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Big Gay Bumming! The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, John Mangel and Hugh Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bumming throws a nice looking combination but Cronan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Cronan clinches. Cronan lands a right hand. Cronan manages to pull guard.
Cronan has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Bumming doesn't defend quickly enough and Cronan has managed to lock this one up! Can Bumming escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Cronan on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Matt Cronan!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
55% |
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