PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Kallelainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mister Gayface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gayface has chosen Video from me fucking some whiteys. as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Kallelainen
vs
Gayface

195 cm
25
295 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
285 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kalle Kallelainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mister Gayface!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Wesley Smith and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gayface delivers a nice body kick.
Kallelainen lands with a nice body kick.
Kallelainen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gayface looks gassed!
Gayface jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kallelainen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gayface has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kallelainen.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kallelainen with a nice cross.

It looks like Mister Gayface has been cut.
Kallelainen lands with a nice body punch.
Kallelainen throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Kallelainen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kallelainen lands a really nice looking cross but Gayface seems unphased.
Kallelainen connects with a body shot.
Kallelainen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kallelainen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Gayface if he has to take too many more of those.
Kallelainen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gayface's calf.
Kallelainen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kallelainen lands a front kick.
Kallelainen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Gayface moves out of range of the body kick from Kallelainen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kallelainen ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Gayface out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kalle Kallelainen!