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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hannu Karpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Plug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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208 cm
25
278 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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198 cm
25
294 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hannu Karpo! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butt Plug! The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Karpo on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Karpo shoots in looking for a takedown but Plug manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Karpo's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Karpo looks for a takedown but Plug sprawls well. Karpo throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Plug has closed the distance and engaged Karpo in a clinch.
Plug stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Plug misses with a hook to the ribs.
A hook to the body from Plug.
Plug digs a right hand underneath Karpo's ribcage. Karpo let out a lung full of air as it connected. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Karpo misses with a knee to the head. Plug blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Karpo with a knee to the head.
It looks like Butt Plug has been cut. This has been an exciting period of action! A battle for position here, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. Plug trying to stall but Karpo improves his position.
A hook to the body from Plug.
Plug avoiding damage as Karpo throws knees to the body.
Plug looking to stall.
Plug tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Plug wants to break the clinch but can't.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. Plug working aggressively here.
Plug being controlled against the cage. Karpo seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression. Plug struggles to land a body shot inside as Karpo controls his hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Plug has had enough of the clinch but Karpo keeps him there for the moment. A battle for position here, against the cage. Karpo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Plug avoids it. Karpo tries to land a knee to the head but Plug blocks with his arms.
Plug is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Karpo is keeping busy. Plug tries to break free but Karpo pushes him back against the cage. Plug trying to control the position but instead, Karpo has worked for underhooks and has pushed Plug into the cage. Karpo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Plug avoids it. Plug works on Karpo's body with a couple of short punches. Plug lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Karpo backwards. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Karpo tries to pull guard but Plug won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hannu Karpo. That's going to take a lot out of him. The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Plug pressing his opponent against the cage. Still in the clinch, Plug scores with a nice short uppercut. Plug misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Plug fails to land. Plug should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Plug tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Karpo blocking some punches.
Plug on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Plug.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Plug's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Karpo takes one to the side of the head.
Plug scores with a decent looking hook. Plug throws a sloppy head kick and Karpo moves out of range easily. Karpo finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Plug throws a looping overhand right but Karpo ducks down to avoid it. Nice defenses there by Karpo. Karpo takes one on the button. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Plug comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Karpo fails with a takedown attempt. Karpo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Karpo shoots in looking for a takedown but Plug manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Karpo's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Butt Plug dominated that round. The cut man is working on Butt Plug's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Karpo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Plug. Plug obviously looking to wear him down.
Plug connects with an inside leg kick. Plug connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Karpo looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
It looks like Hannu Karpo has been cut. Plug fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Karpo. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Plug lands with a cross. Karpo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Plug scores with a kick to the midsection. Plug scores with a nice strike. Hannu Karpo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Plug scores with a jab to the jaw.
Karpo is rocked! Plug throws out a loose jab but Karpo uses good head movement to avoid it. Oh Karpo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Karpo blocks a jab. A slow jab from Plug misses its intended target. Plug swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Karpo seems to have got his legs back now. The crowd cheers as Plug lands an impressive looking overhand right. Karpo doesn't seem phased though. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Plug connects with a solid leg kick. Butt Plug seems to be getting the better of the standup. Plug cracks Karpo on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Karpo falls backwards against the cage. Plug follows up with more strikes that drop Karpo to his knees. Plug keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Karpo! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Butt Plug!
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hype
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pop
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