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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre St Georges (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). St Georges has chosen Its the word as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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178 cm
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183 lbs
10 - 11 - 1 |
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185 cm
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175 lbs
9 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pierre St Georges! The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Gregory Folan and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! St Georges doesn't succeed with the takedown so Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. Whoddanikabollokoff stands up over St Georges, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. Whoddanikabollokoff has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player. St Georges looking for a guillotine here but Whoddanikabollokoff defends easily.
St Georges working for a triangle but Whoddanikabollokoff defends it easily.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Whoddanikabollokoff's corner. There ya go! There ya go! St Georges has his foot on Whoddanikabollokoff's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Whoddanikabollokoff works his way back into a safe position though. St Georges is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Whoddanikabollokoff slips nicely into half guard. Whoddanikabollokoff decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up. St Georges doesn't succeed with the takedown and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. St Georges taking some punishment here, with Whoddanikabollokoff in his half guard. Whoddanikabollokoff is looking to advance position but St Georges won't allow it. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Whoddanikabollokoff lands a nice short elbow. Whoddanikabollokoff wants to take a breather but St Georges is having none of it. Whoddanikabollokoff scores with a couple of good hammerfists. Whoddanikabollokoff stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows St Georges to get to his feet. Whoddanikabollokoff bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control. Whoddanikabollokoff cracks St Georges with a big right hand but St Georges just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Whoddanikabollokoff scoring with punches and elbows. Whoddanikabollokoff stands up. St Georges walks into a stiff left hand from Whoddanikabollokoff.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Whoddanikabollokoff connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Whoddanikabollokoff is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in St Georges's half guard. Whoddanikabollokoff seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. St Georges is trying to stand.
Whoddanikabollokoff escapes and gets back to his feet. Whoddanikabollokoff closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. St Georges quickly recovers to half guard. St Georges tries to get to full guard but Whoddanikabollokoff has control of the leg. St Georges looks gassed! Whoddanikabollokoff performing his best blanket impression for a moment. Whoddanikabollokoff wants to lay and pray for a moment but St Georges keeps working. Still in half guard, Whoddanikabollokoff seems content to control. Whoddanikabollokoff is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
That's three minutes gone in the round. St Georges is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Whoddanikabollokoff pulls his head out easily. Whoddanikabollokoff stands up out of the half guard. St Georges gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a straight right hand. Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pierre St Georges. Whoddanikabollokoff drives through with a takedown into St Georges's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position. Whoddanikabollokoff stands and throws St Georges's legs to the side, diving into side control. Whoddanikabollokoff scoring with punches and elbows. You can see the frustration on St Georges's face, being in this tough position on the bottom. Whoddanikabollokoff tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Whoddanikabollokoff has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! Whoddanikabollokoff scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at St Georges to see if he's OK.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The referee tells the fighters to keep busy. St Georges tries to get back to half guard but can't. Whoddanikabollokoff lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear St Georges down.
St Georges can't do much from the bottom here. Both fighters really going for it on the ground here! Whoddanikabollokoff scoring with punches from side control. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Check out the look on Whoddanikabollokoff's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Whoddanikabollokoff landing strikes. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Whoddanikabollokoff working the ground and pound from side control. Whoddanikabollokoff tries to move into full mount but can't pass St Georges's legs. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff dominated that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A punch lands to the side of St Georges 's head but he takes it in his stride. Sloppy strikes from Whoddanikabollokoff. Those never looked like landing. Jab by Whoddanikabollokoff. St Georges takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. St Georges shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. St Georges wants to clinch but Whoddanikabollokoff slips to the side and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a shoot takedown. St Georges fights it but they end up in guard. St Georges is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Whoddanikabollokoff passes into half guard. Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. Whoddanikabollokoff scores with a couple of good hammerfists. St Georges flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up. St Georges closes the distance looking to clinch and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in St Georges's guard now. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Whoddanikabollokoff gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round. St Georges looks to clinch and Whoddanikabollokoff cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Whoddanikabollokoff punishes St Georges's body with a nice straight punch. Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. St Georges walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. St Georges is breathing heavily. St Georges misses with a takedown and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a takedown into side control. Whoddanikabollokoff decides to stand back up. Whoddanikabollokoff closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming St Georges to the mat! St Georges manages to get full guard. St Georges keeping moving, preventing Whoddanikabollokoff from controlling successfully. Whoddanikabollokoff landing with the ground and pound. Whoddanikabollokoff stands up over St Georges, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. Whoddanikabollokoff stands up from guard. Let's bang! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! St Georges misses with a takedown so Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. Whoddanikabollokoff trying to control but St Georges is working from the bottom. Whoddanikabollokoff with a nice head shot there.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Whoddanikabollokoff decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. St Georges moves to clinch but Whoddanikabollokoff breaks away and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. Whoddanikabollokoff lands a couple of elbows. St Georges has momentary wrist control but Whoddanikabollokoff slips an elbow through the middle. St Georges is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Whoddanikabollokoff defends well. St Georges has momentary wrist control but Whoddanikabollokoff slips an elbow through the middle. Whoddanikabollokoff not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. Whoddanikabollokoff tries to free his leg and advance position but St Georges is retaining full guard. St Georges trying to keep a closed guard but Whoddanikabollokoff is proving a slippery customer.
Whoddanikabollokoff is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that St Georges can do to turn this around? Whoddanikabollokoff postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Whoddanikabollokoff landing with the ground and pound. Hammerfist, elbow! yells Whoddanikabollokoff's corner. There ya go! There ya go! Whoddanikabollokoff tries to free his leg and advance position but St Georges is retaining full guard. Whoddanikabollokoff working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. Whoddanikabollokoff engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. St Georges working for a triangle but Whoddanikabollokoff defends it easily.
Whoddanikabollokoff works a leg free and moves into half guard. St Georges looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Whoddanikabollokoff is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. Whoddanikabollokoff takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists. Whoddanikabollokoff sitting and controlling from the half guard. St Georges has hold of Whoddanikabollokoff's hands but Whoddanikabollokoff slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow. Whoddanikabollokoff seems to be looking for submissions.
St Georges trying to control here.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands strikes from half guard. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Whoddanikabollokoff stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being. Whoddanikabollokoff bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of St Georges's head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff dominated that second round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to score with a low kick but St Georges moves his leg out of the way. Whoddanikabollokoff throws a nice looking combination but St Georges bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Whoddanikabollokoff stuns St Georges with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in and bounces St Georges off the cage to secure the takedown into guard. St Georges trying to control the position.
St Georges is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Whoddanikabollokoff working some strikes from top position. Whoddanikabollokoff working some strikes from top position. Whoddanikabollokoff is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. Whoddanikabollokoff keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of St Georges's head. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Whoddanikabollokoff stands up from St Georges's guard - Whoddanikabollokoff perhaps looking for a knockout. St Georges moves to clinch but Whoddanikabollokoff breaks away and Whoddanikabollokoff cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round. Whoddanikabollokoff bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control. Whoddanikabollokoff lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear St Georges down.
Whoddanikabollokoff stands up and we're back to a striking position. St Georges gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard. Whoddanikabollokoff would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. Whoddanikabollokoff in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. St Georges is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
St Georges is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Whoddanikabollokoff is aware though and is defending well. Whoddanikabollokoff cracks St Georges with a solid left hand. Whoddanikabollokoff advances to half guard. St Georges wants to control but Whoddanikabollokoff is keeping busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Well, if Whoddanikabollokoff is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
St Georges is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Whoddanikabollokoff scores with a couple of nice shots. Whoddanikabollokoff is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. Whoddanikabollokoff lands strikes from half guard. Whoddanikabollokoff is trying to control. St Georges wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. St Georges looking for submissions off his back. Whoddanikabollokoff not doing much here.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Whoddanikabollokoff seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. Whoddanikabollokoff gets to his feet - back to striking we go! Whoddanikabollokoff circles away from the clinch attempt and Whoddanikabollokoff decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in St Georges's guard. Whoddanikabollokoff lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard. St Georges throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
St Georges looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Whoddanikabollokoff has picked St Georges up and slammed him! St Georges can't keep hold of the triangle and Whoddanikabollokoff manages to pass to side control! Whoddanikabollokoff scoring with punches and elbows. St Georges tries to buck Whoddanikabollokoff off but Whoddanikabollokoff is having none of it. Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Whoddanikabollokoff stands up. Whoddanikabollokoff with a jab. Whoddanikabollokoff throws a solid leg kick but St Georges takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Whoddanikabollokoff. St Georges with a lazy takedown attempt and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground. This has been an exciting period of action! Whoddanikabollokoff is stalling in the full guard. Pierre St Georges has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Whoddanikabollokoff working some strikes from top position. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Whoddanikabollokoff gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. Whoddanikabollokoff closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. Whoddanikabollokoff moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. Whoddanikabollokoff cracks St Georges with a big elbow.
And that's the end of the fight! Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff showed his dominance in that final round. Well Whoddanikabollokoff has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:24 Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:24 Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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