PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Repe Sorsa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has chosen Motörhead - Killed By Death as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sorsa
vs
Jeremy

190 cm
26
250 lbs
15 - 7 - 1

167 cm
28
280 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Repe Sorsa!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy tries to clinch but Sorsa moves out of range.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Sorsa counters with a good, hard body kick but Jeremy shrugs it off.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Sorsa throws a right hand that misses
and Jeremy counters with a nice uppercut.
Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and Sorsa counters with a nice body shot.
Sorsa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sorsa lands a jab to the head.
Jeremy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sorsa. Sorsa circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sorsa scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jeremy throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Sorsa counter with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sorsa connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jeremy momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sorsa tries a low kick but Jeremy avoids it.
Sorsa throws a leg kick which misses Jeremy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jeremy tries to avoid it.
Jeremy misses with a left hand
and Sorsa counters with a nice body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a right hand
and Sorsa counters with a left to the body.
Jeremy looks gassed!
Sorsa shoots in but Jeremy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Sorsa counters with a nice body shot.
Sorsa keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Sorsa. That one must have hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sorsa jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Sorsa counters with a thumping low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Repe Sorsa dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A jab from Jeremy does it's job there.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut
and Sorsa counters with a straight right hand.
Jeremy misses with a right hand
and Sorsa counters with a thumping low kick.
Sorsa throws a shot from downtown. Jeremy moves away and avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a right hand
and Sorsa counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Sorsa counters with a big head kick but Jeremy shrugs it off.
Repe Sorsa is winning the standup battle so far.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sorsa.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and Sorsa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jeremy misses with a lunging right hand
and Sorsa counters with a nice body shot.
Jeremy misses with a left hand
and Sorsa counters with a leg kick.
Sorsa is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Sorsa goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sorsa is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sorsa is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jeremy can do to turn this around?
Jeremy misses with a right hand
and Sorsa counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Sorsa wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jeremy is breathing heavily.

Sorsa closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Jeremy did well to prevent Sorsa getting side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sorsa working the head and body with strikes.
Sorsa is trying to control. Jeremy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Repe Sorsa dominated that second round.
That's time! Sorsa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and Sorsa counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jeremy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jeremy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sorsa.
Sorsa looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jeremy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut
and Sorsa counters with a thumping low kick.
Nice shot lands for Sorsa.
Jeremy throws a right hand that misses
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to clinch there but Sorsa circles away.
Sorsa wants to slow Jeremy down by chopping away at his legs.
Jeremy slips a jab from Sorsa.
Jeremy misses with a right hand

and Sorsa counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jeremy won't be happy with that.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sorsa looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Jeremy is avoiding damage well.
Jeremy is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Sorsa not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Sorsa with the ground and pound but Jeremy uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Jeremy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Sorsa. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Sorsa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sorsa wants to control from the top but Jeremy keeps moving.
Sorsa wants to pass the guard but Jeremy is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Sorsa throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jeremy is pulling down on Sorsa's head to control his posture.
Sorsa working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sorsa trying to control but Jeremy is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy keeping full guard, as Sorsa tries to pass.
Sorsa will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Repe Sorsa clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jeremy misses with an uppercut
and Sorsa counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Sorsa shoots in looking for a takedown but Jeremy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Sorsa's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Jeremy is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Jeremy misses with a left hand
and Sorsa counters with a nice body kick.
Sorsa throws a sloppy head kick and Jeremy moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sorsa throws a sloppy head kick
and Jeremy counters with a stiff right hand.
Sorsa throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sorsa takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jeremy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sorsa counters with a big head kick but Jeremy shrugs it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a right hand
and Sorsa counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jeremy misses with a left hand
and Sorsa counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sorsa swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sorsa looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Sorsa comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jeremy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a left hand
and Sorsa counters with a good low kick that Jeremy was not able to check.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sorsa.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sorsa cracks a nice hook into Jeremy's ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Repe Sorsa had his way with Ron Jeremy in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Jeremy swings widly with a right hand
and Sorsa counters with a nice body kick.
Jeremy misses with a left hand

and Sorsa counters with a takedown into side control.
Jeremy prevents Sorsa from improving position.
Sorsa misses with an attempted head punch from side control.

Sorsa is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Jeremy has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy dodges the ground and pound from Sorsa.
Sorsa throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Sorsa in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Sorsa misses with the ground and pound.
Jeremy is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Sorsa lands a nice forearm strike.
Jeremy is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Sorsa tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to buck Sorsa off but Sorsa is having none of it.
Sorsa tries to advance to mount but can't.

Sorsa tries for a kimura but Jeremy is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Sorsa looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Sorsa working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Jeremy is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Sorsa wants to control for a moment but Jeremy uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Repe Sorsa is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sorsa sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jeremy defending well though.
Sorsa looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

And that's the end of the fight!
Repe Sorsa showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sorsa has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 50:43
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 50:43
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 50:43

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Repe Sorsa!
Repe Sorsa retains his super heavyweight title!