PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nick Church (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kaylan Heath (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Church kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is . Heath has chosen Showdown - Black Eyed Peas as his entrance music. Nick Church is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Church
vs
Heath

170 cm
23
155 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

169 cm
26
159 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nick Church!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kaylan Heath!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Church drives through and clinches with Heath against the cage.
The referee calls for Church to work.
Heath blocks an uppercut.
Heath is leaning against Church and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Church prevents a takedown attempt there.
Church pushes Heath back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Church on the inside.
Heath wants a takedown.
Church lands with a right to the head.
Heath misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Church lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Heath misses with a hook from the clinch.
Church is pressed up against the cage. Heath has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Church down to the mat. Church avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Nick Church has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaylan Heath.
Heath takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Heath gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Church prevents the takedown attempt.
Heath is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A bit of stalling here from Church.
Church blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Heath misses with the head strike.
Heath tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Church just stands there and leans against the cage.
Church lands a left hand that snaps the head of Heath backwards.
Nice body punch from Church.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heath fails to pull guard.
A right hand to the body from Church.
Heath looks gassed!
Church lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Church works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Church lands a right hand that snaps the head of Heath backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Church.
Church gets underhooks to prevent Heath's takedown attempt.
Heath misses with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Church.
Church lands a body shot.
Church lands a left hand that snaps the head of Heath backwards.
A short right from Church on the inside.
Church gets through Heath's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Church is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Heath's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Church lands a right hand.

Heath is rocked!
Church working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Heath is still on wobbly legs! Can Church finish him?
Church lands a shoulder strike.
Church lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Church pushes Heath back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Church works on Heath's body with a couple of short punches.
Church throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Church lands with a light punch inside.
Church dips a shoulder and cracks Heath with a mighty uppercut! Heath falls back against the cage and Church unloads with a barrage of strikes! Heath is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Church screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nick Church!