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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patricio Joker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anderson Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joker comes to the cage accompanied by Royksopp - It's What I Want. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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240 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Patricio Joker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Anderson Silva!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Edson Gomes and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joker misses with a body shot.
Silva tries to clinch
and Joker counters with a leg kick.
Joker takes a swing at Silva's ribcage but misses.
Silva throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Joker's waist but Joker gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Silva off to one side.
Joker lands with a thumping leg kick.
Silva on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Joker. Joker obviously looking to wear him down.
Silva tries to close the distance and clinch but Joker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Joker checks a leg kick.
Nice sprawl there from Joker as Silva shoots in.
Joker circles away from the clinch attempt
and Joker counters with an outside leg kick.
Joker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Silva looks gassed!
Joker misses with a wild body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Joker.
Silva with a poor takedown
and Joker counters with a leg kick.
Patricio Joker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anderson Silva.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Joker.
Joker lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joker scores with a head kick.
It looks like Anderson Silva has been cut.
Joker lands with a thumping leg kick.
Patricio Joker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Joker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Joker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Silva on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Joker. Joker obviously looking to wear him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Silva takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Joker fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Silva has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Joker throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Silva's head.
Silva takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That kick from Joker tenderised Silva's leg. Silva is trying to keep his angry face on.
Silva should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Silva stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Joker.
Joker connects with a solid leg kick.
Joker lands a slapping body shot.
Joker misses with a wild body shot.
Joker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Joker. That snapped Silva's head back.
Silva takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Joker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Silva has eaten all the pies!
Joker pushes Silva away with a front kick.
Good leg kick by Joker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Joker connects with a solid leg kick.
Silva takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Joker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Silva shoots in looking for a takedown. Joker tries to sprawl out of it but Silva keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Joker manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Silva is trying desperately to land a takedown but Joker is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Silva.
Silva uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Joker.
A chopping leg kick lands by Joker.
Joker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Silva's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joker lands with a slapping head kick.
Joker throws a quick inside leg kick.
Joker throws a head kick that half lands.
Joker thumps Silva with a low kick.
Joker is looking to slow Silva down with leg kicks.
Joker misses with a two punch combination.
A nice leg kick lands there from Joker.
Silva takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Joker delivers a nice body kick.
Silva tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Silva takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Joker swings for the body but Silva moves out of range.
Joker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Joker. That's going to slow Silva down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joker darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Joker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Silva moves away.
Joker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Silva was well out of range. Poor timing from Joker.
Silva tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Joker connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Joker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Silva. That did some damage!
Joker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Joker keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Joker is looking to wear down Silva with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Silva stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Joker.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Joker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Joker is looking to slow Silva down with leg kicks.
Joker plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patricio Joker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Anderson Silva's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A nice inside leg kick there by Joker. That's going to slow Silva down.
Silva tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Joker manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A chopping leg kick lands by Joker.
Patricio Joker is winning the standup battle so far.
Good leg kick by Joker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A good leg kick by Joker.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Silva might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Joker has got the better of the exchanges.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Joker - that will leave a mark!
Joker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Silva at a distance.
Joker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Silva circles away quickly and effectively.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Joker.
Joker connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Joker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Silva. That did some damage!
An inside leg kick lands from Joker.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Joker throws a nice head kick!
Joker thows a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Joker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Anderson Silva is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Silva has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Joker.
Joker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Silva can do to turn this around?
A thudding body kick lands there by Joker!
Joker is looking to slow Silva down with leg kicks.
Joker works Silva's body with a nice hook.
Silva with a lazy takedown attempt
and Joker counters with a good, hard body kick but Silva shrugs it off.
Silva takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Joker throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Silva takes a kick to the side of the head.
Silva takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Joker feints and then cracks Silva's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Silva down.
Joker tries a head kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silva throws a head kick but Joker moves out of range.
Silva pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Joker connects with an inside leg kick.
Patricio Joker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silva fails with a takedown attempt.
A good leg kick by Joker.
Joker thumps Silva with a low kick.
A big right from Silva misses.
Silva shoots in and drives through. Joker sprawls well.
Patricio Joker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anderson Silva.
Joker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Silva. That did some damage!
Silva throws a sloppy head kick and Joker moves out of range easily.
Joker lands a high kick!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silva tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Joker misses the shot to the body.
Silva is looking to clinch but Joker is avoiding it.
Joker lands with a nice body kick.
Silva on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Joker. Joker obviously looking to wear him down.
Silva takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Silva takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Silva tries to clinch up.
Silva fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Silva shoots in looking for a takedown but Joker manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Silva's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Silva misses with a takedown attempt - Joker sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Joker.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Silva 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Silva with a lazy takedown attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Joker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Silva moves away.
Silva fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Joker lands a front kick.
Joker connects with a high kick.
A good leg kick by Joker.
Silva shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Joker as he jumps to the side.
Joker feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Silva's calf.
Joker displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Silva.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patricio Joker dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Anderson Silva's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Joker lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Joker.
A chopping leg kick lands by Joker.
Joker scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Joker.
Joker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Joker.
Joker throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Silva.
Joker throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Silva wants to clinch up but Joker keeps it at a distance.
Silva has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Joker.
Silva shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Joker defends it nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That kick from Joker tenderised Silva's leg. Silva is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joker throws a nice inside leg kick.
Joker fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Silva has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Joker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Silva moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Good leg kick by Joker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Joker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Joker lands with a kick to the ribs.
Joker throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Joker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Joker lands with a kick to the temple. Silva shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Joker plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Silva chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Joker can pounce on him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Joker lands a nice looking kick to the body. Silva takes a step back to recover.
Silva gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Joker makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Silva really felt that one!
Joker throws a head kick but Silva moves out of range.
Silva misses with a head kick.
Silva has closed the distance and engaged Joker in a clinch.
Joker breaks the clinch.
Silva fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Silva throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Joker fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Joker. That's going to slow Silva down.
Silva tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Joker counters with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Silva.
Patricio Joker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anderson Silva.
Joker lands with a slapping head kick.
Silva wants to clinch.
Joker lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Joker lands a nice leg kick that just misses Silva's sensitive parts.
Silva takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Joker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Silva fails with a takedown attempt.
Silva tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Joker swivels and escapes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silva keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Joker scores with a body shot.
Joker closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Silva takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Joker lands a head kick!
Joker misses the shot to the body.
Joker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Joker swings for the body but Silva moves out of range.
Anderson Silva has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Silva wants to clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Patricio Joker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Joker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:25
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 30:25
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Patricio Joker!
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hype
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