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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Clownturd McManmuffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anderson Pernambucano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McManmuffin comes to the cage accompanied by HOT HAM N CHEESE . Pernambucano has chosen Samba Rio de Janeiro as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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190 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Clownturd McManmuffin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Anderson Pernambucano!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Paulo Santos and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McManmuffin closes this distance looking for a takedown but Pernambucano circles away.
Pernambucano with a lazy takedown attempt
and McManmuffin counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Pernambucano!
McManmuffin with the ground and pound from mount.
Pernambucano is working to get back to half guard.
Pernambucano landing with some feeble shots from his back... He should probably try escaping the position instead.
Pernambucano is squirming around, avoiding McManmuffin's attempts to control the action.
Pernambucano slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Pernambucano is trying to get back to full guard.
McManmuffin has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McManmuffin seems to be looking for submissions.
Pernambucano trying to hold on to McManmuffin's head to control him but McManmuffin postures up.
McManmuffin is looking for a kimura but Pernambucano is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for McManmuffin to get the leverage.
Pernambucano tries to roll over but McManmuffin keeps him under control.
Pernambucano wants to control but McManmuffin is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Pernambucano gets the takedown into side control.
McManmuffin tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McManmuffin could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Pernambucano tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Pernambucano has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Pernambucano looks gassed!
Pernambucano is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. McManmuffin looks calm but he's in trouble here. Pernambucano gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. McManmuffin is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Pernambucano lets go of the hold and McManmuffin can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Anderson Pernambucano!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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