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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dolly Parton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexi Laiho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parton's entrance music is call to prayer. A fine choice. Laiho has chosen Children of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet? as his entrance music. Alexi Laiho has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Dolly Parton's chin.
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179 lbs
20 - 11 - 2 |
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188 cm
21
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dolly Parton!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Alexi Laiho!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Leandro Rodrigues and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parton shoots for a takedown but Laiho saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Parton darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Parton thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Laiho's head.
Parton missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Laiho wants to improve his position but Parton is controlling well.
Laiho really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Parton. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Parton working Laiho over with strikes.
Parton performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Parton is just content to waste time from the top position. Laiho takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Parton scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laiho working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Parton.
Parton postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Parton landing some decent shots from guard.
Parton throwing strikes from guard but Laiho blocks nicely.
Parton looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Parton with a flurry of punches that miss.
Parton is in close to Laiho's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Parton missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parton works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Parton scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Parton wants to lay and pray for a moment but Laiho keeps working.
Parton trying to mount his opponent but Laiho defends it.
Parton keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Parton not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Parton is trying to control the action in half guard but Laiho is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Laiho taking some punishment here, with Parton in his half guard.
Laiho is staying active underneath Parton, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Parton takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parton thows a big elbow that misses, also allowing Laiho to regain full guard.
Laiho wants to get back to his feet but Parton is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Laiho manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Laiho looks gassed!
Parton scores with a takedown into Laiho's guard.
Parton passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Parton misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Check out the look on Parton's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Parton is working Laiho over with some ground and pound from side control.
Parton misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parton postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Laiho is not content to let Parton control the position.
Laiho defending against the ground and pound.
Parton looks up at the clock and then as Laiho takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Parton smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Parton fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Parton postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Parton misses with the ground and pound.
Laiho is looking to regain half guard here but Parton keeps moving and retains side control.
Parton cracks Laiho with a big right hand but Laiho just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dolly Parton dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A decent looking cross lands there for Parton.
Parton darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Parton drops an elbow to the side of Laiho's head.
Parton not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Laiho trying to hold on to Parton's head to control him but Parton postures up.
Laiho blocking the ground and pound attempt from Parton.
Laiho is not content to let Parton control the position.
Parton thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Laiho is pressing down on Parton's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parton postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Parton controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Laiho is breathing heavily.
Parton chips away with some ground and pound.
Parton pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Laiho is keeping the position for now.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Parton accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Parton throwing strikes from guard but Laiho blocks nicely.
Dolly Parton overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Laiho looking to control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Parton controls from within his opponent's guard.
Laiho avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Laiho utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Parton's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Parton tries for a takedown but Laiho sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Laiho throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parton looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Laiho!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Parton cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Parton cracks Laiho with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Parton controlling from the full mount.
Laiho is squirming around, avoiding Parton's attempts to control the action.
Laiho taking shots to the head.
Laiho taking shots to the head.
Parton cracks Laiho with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parton unloading with bombs!
Laiho takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Parton landing strikes from the mount.
Parton content just to control the position here.
Parton cracks Laiho with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Laiho is rocked!
Parton loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Laiho scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Parton land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Parton stands and salutes the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dolly Parton!
Dolly Parton retains his welterweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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