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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Freddie Mercury (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mercury might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody. Poochyena has chosen This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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250 lbs
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295 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Freddie Mercury! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Tamias Poochyena! The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Dmitry Maklakov and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Poochyena misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mercury counters with a head kick. That will keep Poochyena thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks! Poochyena throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Poochyena tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mercury was well out of range. Poor timing from Poochyena. Mercury misses with a wild body shot. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Mercury throws a head kick that misses. Mercury throws a head kick but Poochyena moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mercury closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
It looks like Freddie Mercury has been cut. Poochyena slips a jab from Mercury. Poochyena throws a predictable looking body shot
and Mercury counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. Mercury is looking to land body kicks. A solid body kick from Mercury. Mercury with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mercury pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mercury really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Poochyena misses with a body shot.
Mercury throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Poochyena stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mercury. This has been an exciting period of action! Mercury thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Poochyena if he has to take too many more of those.
Poochyena swings and misses with a shot to the body and Poochyena takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Mercury keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Poochyena steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Mercury. That one must have hurt. Poochyena ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mercury moves away. Poochyena moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. A slow jab from Poochyena misses its intended target.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mercury throws a left and a right that both miss
and Poochyena counters with a nice uppercut. Poochyena misses with a right hand and Mercury counters with a nice body kick. Mercury looks to score with a jab to the body but Poochyena is just out of range. A head kick misses from Mercury. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Mercury throws a sloppy head kick and Poochyena moves out of range easily. Mercury avoids the body shot from Poochyena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Freddie Mercury dominated that round. The cut man is working on Freddie Mercury's cut. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A shot to the body from Poochyena misses and Mercury counters with a nice body shot. Mercury moves out of range as Poochyena strikes. Mercury has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. Poochyena bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Mercury misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Poochyena misses with a jab to the body
and Mercury counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Poochyena is lucky that one didn't land flush. Poochyena thuds a left hand into Mercury's body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Poochyena swings for the body but Mercury moves out of range.
Freddie Mercury is winning the standup battle so far. Poochyena dips down and scores with a jab to the body. A head kick from Mercury lands but Poochyena takes it in his stride. Mercury throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mercury - that will leave a mark!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Poochyena stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Mercury. Mercury throws a chopping leg kick but Poochyena manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Poochyena pushing out the jab but it's not landing. A slow jab from Poochyena misses its intended target. A head kick misses from Mercury. Poochyena takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Poochyena throws a poor cross that misses
and Mercury counters with a low kick, right behind Poochyena 's knee. Poochyena throws a body punch but Mercury moves out of range. Poochyena looks to throw the jab but Mercury is out of range. Mercury avoids the body shot from Poochyena.
Poochyena swings for the body but Mercury moves out of range.
Mercury is looking to wear down Poochyena with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round. My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer. Poochyena misses with a body shot.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world. Mercury misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Poochyena counters with a left to the body. Mercury looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fighters circle momentarily. Poochyena darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Mercury scoring well with a low kick there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Freddie Mercury will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Freddie Mercury's cut. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Poochyena scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Poochyena takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Poochyena connects with a nice looking jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Mercury takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Freddie Mercury's cut is getting worse. Poochyena misses with an uppercut
and Mercury counters with a flying knee. Nice. Poochyena misses with a body punch
and Mercury counters with a low kick, right behind Poochyena 's knee.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mercury tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Mercury displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Poochyena throws out the jab. Poochyena blocks a head kick by Mercury.
Poochyena has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Mercury. Mercury throws a head kick that half lands.
Mercury fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Tamias Poochyena has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. A looping hook to the body misses from Poochyena. Mercury does a little dance to reset his feet. Mercury looks to land a body kick but Poochyena moved away. Poochyena misses with an uppercut. Poochyena swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mercury misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poochyena.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Poochyena throws a right and a left that both miss. Mercury lands with a kick to the ribs.
Poochyena scores with a jab to the body. Poochyena missing with a left hand there. Mercury was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Mercury scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Poochyena crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Mercury - the referee stops the clock and Poochyena gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Mercury. Poochyena manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Mercury throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Poochyena. Mercury dodges the punch combination from Poochyena.
Poochyena ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mercury moves away.
And that's the end of the fight! Tamias Poochyena comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Mercury has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 29:28 Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 29:28 Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Freddie Mercury!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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