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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mortimer Plumbtree (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dan Patterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Plumbtree comes to the cage accompanied by White and Nerdy. Dan Patterson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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25
130 lbs
3 - 11 - 0 |
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19
165 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mortimer Plumbtree!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dan Patterson!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Plumbtree throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
It looks like Dan Patterson has been cut.
Plumbtree really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Patterson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Plumbtree! Patterson is out on his feet! Plumbtree rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Patterson is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Patterson is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mortimer Plumbtree!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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