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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Assholamatitis Shitsalot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Dork (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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300 lbs
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter striker
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Assholamatitis Shitsalot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ima Dork!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Shigeki Sano and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dork misses with a wild body shot.
Dork misses with a few strikes there.
Dork misses the jab.
Nice defenses there by Shitsalot.
Shitsalot showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dork.
Dork misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dork lands a lovely overhand right.
It looks like Assholamatitis Shitsalot has been cut.
Dork swings widly with a right hand
and Shitsalot counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shitsalot is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Shitsalot drops back looking for a leg! Dork is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dork manages to kick Shitsalot off! Shitsalot jumps back into Dork's guard.
Shitsalot thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Shitsalot drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Shitsalot jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dork working for a triangle but Shitsalot defends it easily.
Shitsalot drops back looking for a leg! Dork is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dork manages to kick Shitsalot off! Shitsalot jumps back into Dork's guard.
Shitsalot thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Shitsalot drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Shitsalot jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Shitsalot drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Shitsalot seems to have locked his on tight now - Dork screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Shitsalot, as he picks up the win!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Assholamatitis Shitsalot!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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