PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Sam McNugget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and grave robber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sam McNugget is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

McNugget
vs
robber

169 cm
18
135 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

225 cm
22
130 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sam McNugget!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, grave robber!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Fedor Mirinova and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

robber has McNugget up against the cage in a clinch.
robber can't break the clinch.

McNugget pulls guard.
McNugget not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

McNugget has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but robber can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
robber is stalling in the full guard.
robber passes McNugget's left leg - he's now in half guard.
McNugget knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for robber on the ground.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
robber sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McNugget defending well though.
robber trying to control from half guard but McNugget is working away.

robber is working for a submission of some sort.
robber trying to mount his opponent but McNugget defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McNugget is defending against the submission attempts here by robber.
McNugget wants to improve his position but robber is controlling well.
robber slips a nice elbow through McNugget's hands, connecting with McNugget's forehead.
McNugget misses with some strikes from the bottom.
robber is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
McNugget tries to reverse the position but robber maintains control.
McNugget is breathing heavily.

robber looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.

robber working for a guillotine from mount but McNugget is in no mood to give up.

robber jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… McNugget is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by McNugget and robber has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
robber trying to control the action but McNugget is working from the bottom.

robber has hold of McNugget's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! McNugget tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - robber cranks the arm and McNugget screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from McNugget, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). grave robber!
grave robber is the new bantamweight champion!