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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Viktors Bricis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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191 cm
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208 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm
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222 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Viktors Bricis! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg! The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Steven Brown and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Zoidberg has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bricis finds it's way round the side to connect with Zoidberg's head. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Zoidberg - that will leave a mark!
Zoidberg tries to clinch but fails miserably and Bricis counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Zoidberg thinking. Zoidberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bricis is out of range and Zoidberg settles back down. Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick. Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but Bricis swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Zoidberg closes the distance looking to clinch and Bricis counters with a left to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bricis throws a lazy uppercut
and Zoidberg finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body. Bricis avoids the head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg wants to clinch. Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. Zoidberg throws a leg kick and Bricis counters with a straight right hand. Zoidberg on the wrong end of a nice jab. Zoidberg misses with a leg kick and Bricis counters with a straight right hand. John Zoidberg is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. An inside leg kick from Zoidberg misses. A low kick from Zoidberg is predictable there and Bricis counters with a nice body shot. Zoidberg is looking to score with low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bricis blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Some bone on bone action there as Zoidberg checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Zoidberg throws a leg kick and Bricis counters with a nice body shot. Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bricis. That did some damage! Zoidberg wants to clinch up but Bricis keeps it at a distance. Zoidberg is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena. Zoidberg tries to clinch but Bricis is having none of it. Bricis throws a lazy uppercut
and Zoidberg counters with a thumping low kick. Bricis dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Zoidberg looks to clinch and Bricis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Zoidberg throws a leg kick and Bricis counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. Zoidberg tries to land a body kick and Bricis counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Zoidberg thinking. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Viktors Bricis dominated that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but fails miserably and Bricis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Bricis. Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked and Bricis counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. Bricis stops Zoidberg from getting back to his feet.
Bricis trying to control the action but Zoidberg is working from the bottom. Well, if Bricis is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Bricis wants to lay and pray for a moment but Zoidberg keeps working.
That's one minute gone in the round. The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up. Zoidberg is trying to stand up here but Bricis is controlling him well.
Viktors Bricis has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet. Zoidberg throws a sloppy head kick and Bricis counters with an inside leg kick. Zoidberg misses with a leg kick and Bricis counters with a slapping leg kick. Bricis sizes up Zoidberg with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Bricis missing with a left hand there. Zoidberg was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Zoidberg tries to clinch but fails miserably and Bricis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Bricis checks it and Bricis counters with a left to the body. Zoidberg tries to clinch but Bricis is having none of it. Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Bricis sees coming a mile off. A low kick from Zoidberg misses and Zoidberg takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Bricis tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Zoidberg swivels and escapes.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Zoidberg goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Bricis lands a jab to Zoidberg's midsection. Zoidberg misses with a leg kick and Bricis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Bricis throws a hook to the side of Zoidberg's head but Zoidberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Zoidberg throws a low kick but Bricis avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. Bricis throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg. Bricis lands a really nice looking cross but Zoidberg seems unphased.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked and Bricis decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Zoidberg's guard. Bricis won't allow Zoidberg to sweep him here. Bricis is looking to stand up but Zoidberg won't let him. Zoidberg pulls Bricis in to control the position. Bricis engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Bricis trying to control but Zoidberg is working from the bottom. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Viktors Bricis dominated that second round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Zoidberg takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Bricis throws a front kick aimed at Zoidberg's knee but Zoidberg avoids it well. Bricis misses with an attempted mid kick.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but Bricis is avoiding it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Zoidberg takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Bricis checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bricis avoids the head kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg looks to throw a body kick and Bricis counters with a lovely straight right hand! Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bricis swats away the attempt to clinch by Zoidberg. Bricis is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but Bricis swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Viktors Bricis is winning the standup battle so far. Zoidberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bricis is out of range and Zoidberg settles back down. Bricis thuds a left hand into Zoidberg's body. Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zoidberg tries to land a leg kick but Bricis saw it coming and moves away.
Bricis has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zoidberg.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Zoidberg shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Zoidberg wants to clinch and Bricis makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Zoidberg really felt that one! Zoidberg moves in looking to clinch but Bricis pushes him off. Bricis has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zoidberg. Zoidberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bricis.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Zoidberg misses with the body kick and Bricis counters with an inside leg kick. Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. A head kick misses from Zoidberg. Bricis misses with a left hand and Zoidberg counters with a body kick. Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bricis.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Viktors Bricis clearly takes that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Zoidberg misses with a head kick.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up but Bricis circles away and keeps his distance. Zoidberg darts in trying to clinch and Bricis counters with a stiff right hand. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bricis bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Bricis with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round. Zoidberg gets off balance looking for a body kick and Bricis counters with a leg kick. Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked and Bricis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Bricis checks it and Bricis counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Zoidberg! Zoidberg is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Bricis looking to control and managing it successfully. Bricis thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bricis can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Zoidberg is looking to escape. Zoidberg wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Bricis avoids the attempt from Zoidberg to control. Bricis thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage. You get the feeling that Zoidberg really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Zoidberg wants to control but Bricis is having none of it. Bricis controlling from the full mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Zoidberg is squirming around, avoiding Bricis's attempts to control the action. Bricis controlling the position easily from mount. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Zoidberg regains half guard. Bricis wants to control but Zoidberg is keeping him busy.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Viktors Bricis. Bricis on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zoidberg throws out a leg kick but Bricis moves out of range and Zoidberg only half commits. Bricis stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg. Bricis fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Viktors Bricis had his way with John Zoidberg in that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Bricis throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg. Zoidberg throws a leg kick and Bricis counters with a stiff right hand. Bricis connects with an inside leg kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bricis fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Zoidberg checks it well. A head kick by Zoidberg misses and Bricis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bricis blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Bricis jabbing away but nothing is landing. Zoidberg throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Bricis checks it and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Zoidberg defending well as Bricis loads up on a big left hand. Bricis changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Zoidberg tries to avoid it but Bricis manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Zoidberg to the ground. Zoidberg escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. John Zoidberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bricis looks to land a left hand but Zoidberg moved out of range nicely. Bricis swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. John Zoidberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Zoidberg throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bricis's head. Zoidberg gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bricis. Bricis catches Zoidberg with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Zoidberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A big left from Bricis misses. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bricis, as that shot connected.
Zoidberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zoidberg darts in trying to clinch and Bricis counters with a right hand to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked and Bricis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. A low kick from Zoidberg misses enabling Bricis to counter with a crisp jab. Zoidberg throws a leg kick that is checked enabling Bricis to counter with a crisp jab. Zoidberg closes the distance looking to clinch enabling Bricis to counter with a crisp jab.
And that's the end of the fight! Viktors Bricis showed his dominance in that final round. Well Bricis has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 50:45 Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 50:45 Judge William Gold scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Viktors Bricis! Viktors Bricis retains his light heavyweight title!
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