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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Moai Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ol Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bastard has chosen Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ol Bastard was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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180 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
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168 lbs
18 - 9 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Moai Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ol Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Valeri Chadov and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burns thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bastard swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Burns counters with a one-two to the body.
Bastard dips to his left and cracks Burns with an uppercut!
Burns defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Burns throws a jab when Bastard was well out of range.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Burns moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Burns finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bastard misses with an uppercut
and Burns finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bastard misses with a shot to the body
and Burns counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns throws a right and a left that Bastard avoids nicely.
Bastard scores with a shot to the body.
Burns moves away from the strike by Bastard.
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Burns ducks down to avoid it.
Burns lands a nice looking body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Burns does a little dance to reset his feet.
Burns moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Bastard looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burns tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Burns attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Burns misses with a head kick.
Burns misses with a body punch
and Bastard counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bastard connects with a body shot.
Bastard throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Burns sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Burns misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard throws an off balance right hand
and Burns counters with a big head kick but Bastard shrugs it off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard misses with a hook to the body
letting Burns counter with a right hand.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Burns defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Burns is looking to land body kicks.
Bastard swings widly with a right hand
and Burns counters with a one-two to the body.
Bastard scores with a jab to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bastard thows a body shot but no joy.
Burns scores with a leg kick.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard misses with a hook
and Burns counters with a nice body kick.
Burns misses with a straight left.
Bastard throws an off balance right hand
and Burns counters with a stiff right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Burns's shoulder, as Burns tries to avoid the shot.
Burns goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Moai Burns dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Burns uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
Bastard misses with a hook
and Burns counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Burns throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bastard has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Burns.
Burns is looking to land body kicks.
Burns throws a poor cross that misses
and Bastard counters with a right hand to the body.
Moai Burns is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Burns.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Burns counters with a nice body kick.
Burns scores with a nice right hand.
Burns steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Burns pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Burns throws a combination that misses
and Bastard counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Burns counters with a series of strikes. Bastard will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard scores with a hook.
Bastard throws an off balance right hand
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Burns misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard moves out of range of the body kick.
Moai Burns is winning the standup battle so far.
Burns throws a body kick that misses.
Burns swats away the attempt to clinch by Bastard.
Burns misses with a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Burns counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Burns moves away and avoids it.
Bastard misses with a right hand
and Burns counters with an inside leg kick.
Bastard lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A big left from Bastard misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Burns misses the jab.
Burns throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard counters with a nice uppercut.
Burns explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bastard lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Burns backs up against the cage.
Bastard throws a body punch but Burns moves out of range.
Bastard scores with a jab to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Moai Burns dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Bastard tries to clinch but Burns is having none of it.
Burns throws a right hand that misses
and Bastard cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Burns throws a lazy uppercut
and Bastard counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bastard slips under a jab.
Bastard misses with a body shot
and Burns counters with a nice kick to the body.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Donk. Bastard catches Burns right on the button with a cross.
Burns lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard checks a leg kick.
Burns avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Burns throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Burns fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Bastard rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Burns counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Bastard is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Bastard takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Burns throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Burns sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and Burns counters with a body kick.
Ol Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Burns tries to close the distance and clinch but Bastard swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bastard with a nice cross.
Bastard cracks Burns with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bastard rushes Burns and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Burns keeps control of Bastard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Burns misses with some punches.
Burns lands an elbow just above Bastard 's eye.
Bastard takes a shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burns lands a shot to the body.
Bastard lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Burns backwards.
Bastard tries a body shot but Burns blocks it.
Bastard misses with a punch to the body.
Burns misses with an elbow strike.
Bastard can't find room to land a body shot as Burns controls the action.
Bastard working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bastard cracks Burns with a nice body shot.
Burns lands a left hand.
Bastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bastard misses with a punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Bastard.
Burns throws an elbow but it misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Bastard.
Burns blocks an uppercut.
Burns working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bastard lands a shot to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Burns throws an elbow but misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Burns obliges.
Burns breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Burns throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Moai Burns is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A looping hook to the body misses from Burns. Bastard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Burns ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bastard falls off balance throwing a combination
and Burns counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and Burns counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Burns counters with a solid body kick.
Burns uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Burns moves away and avoids it.
Burns misses with an attempted mid kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Moai Burns showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Burns, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:27
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Moai Burns!
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energy
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hype
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