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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Avtomat Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Avtomat Kalashnikov will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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283 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Avtomat Kalashnikov!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, William Peck and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Dos Equis Guy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dos Equis Guy lands a lovely overhand right.
Kalashnikov throws a solid leg kick but Dos Equis Guy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kalashnikov.
Dos Equis Guy slips a jab and a cross from Kalashnikov.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy staying out of range there.
Dos Equis Guy checks the leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kalashnikov stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dos Equis Guy.
Kalashnikov just misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a two punch combination.
Kalashnikov misses with a series of wild punches.
Dos Equis Guy lands with an overhand left.
Dos Equis Guy takes a swing at Kalashnikov's ribcage but misses.
Dos Equis Guy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dos Equis Guy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kalashnikov misses the body punch
letting Dos Equis Guy counter with a right hand.
Dos Equis Guy cracks a nice hook into Kalashnikov's ribs.
Kalashnikov looks gassed!
Kalashnikov throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kalashnikov moves forwards but Dos Equis Guy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dos Equis Guy tests Kalashnikov's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dos Equis Guy stuns Kalashnikov with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kalashnikov slips a jab and a cross from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Kalashnikov if he has to take too many more of those.
Dos Equis Guy drops Kalashnikov with a beautiful combination! Kalashnikov stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dos Equis Guy is looking for the KO!
It looks like Avtomat Kalashnikov has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Kalashnikov off balance momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy works the jab nicely.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Kalashnikov off balance momentarily.
Kalashnikov walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kalashnikov on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dos Equis Guy cracks a nice hook into Kalashnikov's ribs.
Kalashnikov tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dos Equis Guy lands a front kick.
A jab from Dos Equis Guy finds it's way through Kalashnikov's defenses.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Kalashnikov with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dos Equis Guy has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Kalashnikov to stand back up!
Kalashnikov is rocked!
Kalashnikov gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Dos Equis Guy points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Kalashnikov wakes up just in time to hear Dos Equis Guy thank his coaches in the post fight interview.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy retains his heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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