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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jean Francois Sissypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Portland Damage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sissypants comes to the cage accompanied by Kool And The Gang - Jungle Boogie . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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250 lbs
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209 cm
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265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Francois Sissypants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Portland Damage!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Damage looks to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Damage darts in trying to clinch
and Sissypants counters with a nice double leg into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Sissypants missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Sissypants has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Damage utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Sissypants throws a strike but Damage rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Sissypants trying to strike off his back.
Damage forces his way into half guard.
Damage stops Sissypants from getting back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sissypants throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Sissypants is concentrating on defense, preventing Damage from advancing position.
Sissypants is looking to control Damage's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Sissypants avoid being mounted?
Damage is looking to take a break and control but Sissypants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Sissypants looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Damage!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sissypants sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Damage gets back to half guard.
Damage is trying to maintain the position but Sissypants is very close to passing his half guard.
Sissypants not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Damage punching from the bottom.
Sissypants looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Damage with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Damage is looking to control Sissypants's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Damage avoid being mounted?
Damage on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Sissypants missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Sissypants not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Sissypants not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Damage looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Sissypants throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Damage has hold of Sissypants's hands but Sissypants slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Damage trying to control but Sissypants postures up.
Damage looks gassed!
Damage moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Damage keeping full guard, as Sissypants tries to pass.
Sissypants is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Sissypants stopping the sweep attempt from Damage.
Sissypants throws a strike but Damage rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Damage won't allow Sissypants to sweep him here.
Damage trying to control but Sissypants is working from the bottom.
Sissypants might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Sissypants has his feet on Damage's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Damage tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Sissypants drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sissypants thows a big elbow that misses.
Sissypants is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Sissypants throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jean Francois Sissypants dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Sissypants has taken the fight to the clinch.
Sissypants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sissypants throws a sloppy head kick and Damage moves out of range easily.
Sissypants connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sissypants fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Damage to the ground. Sissypants is now in Damage's guard.
Damage looking to control.
Sissypants with a nice head shot there.
Sissypants lands a couple of decent looking shots.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sissypants lands a couple of elbows.
Sissypants with a flurry of punches that miss.
Sissypants stands up over Damage, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Damage is breathing heavily.
Sissypants lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Sissypants stands up over Damage, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Sissypants accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Damage will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Sissypants is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Sissypants with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Sissypants decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Damage, up you get!
Sissypants looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Sissypants lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Sissypants working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Sissypants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Damage can do to turn this around?
Damage taking some punishment here, with Sissypants in his half guard.
Sissypants lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sissypants working the head and body with strikes.
Sissypants landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Damage taking some punishment here, with Sissypants in his half guard.
Damage tries to get to full guard but Sissypants has control of the leg.
Damage keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sissypants winds up and cracks Damage with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Sissypants knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Damage on the ground.
Damage is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Sissypants scores with a couple of nice shots.
Sissypants working Damage over with strikes.
Ground and pound from Sissypants.
Jean Francois Sissypants overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sissypants working Damage over with strikes.
Damage is rocked!
Sissypants takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Damage is still in real trouble! Can Sissypants finish him?
Sissypants is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Sissypants scores with a big shot! Damage's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Damage! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jean Francois Sissypants!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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