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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between A Guy From Brazil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). From Brazil comes to the cage accompanied by Amazing - Kanye West ft. Young Jeezy. Cartman has chosen The Way Of The Fist as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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205 lbs
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215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, A Guy From Brazil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
From Brazil defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
From Brazil doesn't manage to clinch there - Cartman circles away.
From Brazil closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cartman circles away.
Cartman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cartman swinging wilding here.
Cartman moves into range and clinches up with From Brazil.
Cartman breaks from the clinch.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. From Brazil moves away and avoids it.
Cartman cracks From Brazil with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Cartman scores with a leg kick.
From Brazil moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman feints and then cracks From Brazil's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow From Brazil down.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from From Brazil.
From Brazil wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from From Brazil.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by From Brazil.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
From Brazil takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Cartman has From Brazil up against the cage in a clinch.
From Brazil fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cartman breaks from the clinch.
Cartman misses with a body kick.
From Brazil tries to clinch up but Cartman circles away and keeps his distance.
No joy there for Cartman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. From Brazil was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cartman looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
From Brazil is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Cartman wants to control from the top but From Brazil keeps moving.
Cartman must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Cartman has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of From Brazil is proving hard to escape from.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
From Brazil is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Cartman tries to stand but From Brazil is controlling from the bottom.
Cartman working some strikes from top position.
Cartman stands up from From Brazil's guard - Cartman perhaps looking for a knockout.
Cartman looks gassed!
From Brazil shoots in and drives through. Cartman sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for A Guy From Brazil. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman stuffs the takedown.
From Brazil shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Cartman's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
From Brazil slips nicely into half guard.
From Brazil seems to be looking for submissions.
Cartman makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
From Brazil looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
From Brazil fails with a takedown attempt.
From Brazil throws a series of strikes that have Cartman backpedaling.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
From Brazil fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cartman should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Cartman closes the distance looking to clinch
and From Brazil counters with a single leg into guard. Cartman didn't expect that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman keeping full guard, as From Brazil tries to pass.
Cartman wants to stand and escape but From Brazil is having none of it.
From Brazil drops back looking for a leg! Cartman is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Cartman manages to kick From Brazil off! From Brazil jumps back into Cartman's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wants to stand but From Brazil is controlling the position.
Cartman manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
From Brazil circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman takes a swing at From Brazil's ribcage but misses.
From Brazil has his takedown stuffed
and Cartman counters with a nice leg kick.
From Brazil tries to clinch up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
From Brazil checks a low kick from Cartman.
Cartman tries to clinch but From Brazil is having none of it.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Cartman has From Brazil pushed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that A Guy From Brazil will probably get the nod.
That's time! From Brazil's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Cartman moves into the clinch.
Cartman manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Cartman lands a nice elbow.
It looks like A Guy From Brazil has been cut.
Cartman breaks the clinch.
From Brazil moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
The fight stays on the outside here - From Brazil looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
From Brazil shoots for a takedown but Cartman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Cartman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
From Brazil tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
From Brazil gets a takedown into half guard.
From Brazil tries to pass the half guard into mount. Cartman knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
From Brazil prevents Cartman from standing back up.
Cartman tries to regain full guard. Instead though, From Brazil has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
From Brazil jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Cartman manages to avoid the submission attempt.
From Brazil tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
From Brazil thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Cartman tries to get back to half guard but can't.
From Brazil looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, From Brazil asserts his dominance and retains side control.
From Brazil tries for a kimura but Cartman is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
From Brazil advances nicely into full mount.
From Brazil looking for a guillotine from mount but Cartman is having none of it.
Cartman is trying desperately to improve position.
From Brazil is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Cartman has managed to escape the submission attempt.
From Brazil working for a submission but Cartman is keeping him at bay.
This has been an exciting period of action!
From Brazil is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Cartman can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
From Brazil with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Cartman is trying to stand back up but From Brazil is controlling him
From Brazil wants to pass the guard but Cartman is defending well.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
From Brazil in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Cartman tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from From Brazil!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). A Guy From Brazil!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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