PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Miles Long (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit has chosen Let's Go - Trick Daddy as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Long
vs
Holyshit

193 cm
29
235 lbs
12 - 6 - 1

196 cm
23
270 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Miles Long!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Ren Mimura and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holyshit fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Long is out of range.
Long fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Holyshit checks it well.
Holyshit blocks a low kick nicely.
Long falls off balance throwing a combination
and Holyshit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Miles Long has been cut.
Long misses with a two punch combination.
Holyshit lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Long is trying hard to land a takedown here. Holyshit sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Holyshit misses with a body shot.
Holyshit jabs at Long's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Long avoids the head kick by Holyshit.
Long takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Long throws a lazy right hand but Holyshit sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Holyshit keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Holyshit.
A solid leg kick lands there for Holyshit.
Holyshit tries to clinch up.
Holyshit showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Long.
Long misses with a lunging right hand
and Holyshit counters with a leg kick.
Long is breathing heavily.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Long.
Holyshit defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Long.
Long moves out of range of the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Miles Long. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A combination from Long does no damage.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Long lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Holyshit has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Holyshit and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Holyshit sends Long crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Holyshit is motioning to the referee to let Long up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Long falls off balance throwing a combination
and Holyshit counters with a slapping leg kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Long. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Long gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Holyshit gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Long is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evander Holyshit!