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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dolly Parton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricardo Ricardo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parton comes to the ring accompanied by call to prayer. Ricardo is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Can't Tell Me Nothing. Ricardo Ricardo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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179 lbs
21 - 11 - 2 |
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178 cm
25
180 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dolly Parton!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ricardo Ricardo!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parton looking to score a takedown here. Ricardo is defending well but Parton drives through and ends up in Ricardo's guard.
Parton missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Parton throwing strikes but missing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Parton accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Parton throws a big right hand that misses.
Parton throwing strikes from guard but Ricardo blocks nicely.
Ricardo keeping full guard, as Parton tries to pass.
Ricardo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Parton in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Ricardo working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Parton doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Parton manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Parton postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parton is pushing down on Ricardo's leg trying to pass to half guard. Ricardo is fighting to maintain full guard but Parton has managed to sneak the leg through.
Parton stalling.
Parton throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Parton missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Parton is looking to stall here but Ricardo recovers full guard.
Parton seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Ricardo is trying to keep Parton in close.
Parton trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Ricardo keeping moving, preventing Parton from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Parton throws a strike but Ricardo rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Parton keeping moving, preventing Ricardo from controlling successfully.
Ricardo drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Parton dives on top into guard.
Parton is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Ricardo has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Parton is looking to defend but Ricardo has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Parton! Ricardo pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Parton taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Ricardo Ricardo!
Ricardo Ricardo is the new welterweight champion!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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