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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dwight Schrute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction comes into the arena with Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour blaring out of the sound system. Schrute has chosen My Highlights as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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165 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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160 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dwight Schrute!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Vladimir Khabensky and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schrute shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Destruction moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Destruction lands with a nice body punch.
Destruction misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Destruction lands with a hook. Schrute tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Destruction clinches up with Schrute and pushes him back against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Destruction lands an elbow inside.
Schrute works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Schrute stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Destruction swivels though and keeps the full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Schrute accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Schrute works a leg free and moves into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schrute is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Schrute not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Destruction is trying to stand back up but Schrute is controlling him
Destruction controlling the position well.
Schrute working over Destruction with some ground and pound. Destruction looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Schrute passes the guard and advances to mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Schrute landing strikes from the mount.
Destruction wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Schrute.
Schrute thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Poor strikes thrown by Schrute there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Poor strikes thrown by Schrute there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Destruction tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Schrute throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schrute looking to ground and pound but Destruction is blocking nicely.
Schrute throws some wild stikes that Destruction manages to avoid easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Destruction can't escape the position.
Destruction wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Schrute.
Schrute thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Destruction doing his best to control the position. Can he escape?
Schrute throws some wild stikes that Destruction manages to avoid easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Schrute misses with a head shot.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Schrute unloads with some shots from mount but Destruction bucks and avoids them well.
Schrute misses with a head shot.
Poor strikes thrown by Schrute there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Schrute throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Schrute throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Schrute is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Destruction has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Destruction!
Destruction stays in close to Schrute's body and controls the position.
Destruction preventing the sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dwight Schrute dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Destruction throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Destruction closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Destruction is pressed up against the cage. Schrute has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Destruction down to the mat. Destruction avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Destruction closes the distance and pushes Schrute back into the cage.
Destruction lands a knee to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Schrute taking a breather.
Destruction unloads a knee to the mid-section. Schrute lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Schrute takes an elbow to the forehead.
Destruction lands an elbow just above Schrute 's eye.
It looks like Dwight Schrute has been cut.
Destruction lands a good knee to the midsection. Schrute won't want to take too many of those.
Destruction scores a nice knee to the body.
Schrute is breathing heavily.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Destruction as Schrute tries to tie him up.
Schrute tries for a takedown but Destruction manages to get underhooks.
Destruction lands a right hand.
Destruction digs a right hand into Schrute's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Schrute's gas tank.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction lands a nice elbow.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Destruction obliges.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Destruction.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Destruction obliges.
A hook to the body from Destruction.
Destruction lands an elbow inside that Schrute shrugs off.
Destruction lands a nice elbow.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Destruction obliges.
Destruction makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Destruction lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schrute backwards.
Schrute takes an elbow to the temple.
Destruction landing knees to the head.
Destruction lands an uppercut.
Destruction stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Destruction with a knee to the head.
Destruction lands an elbow just above Schrute 's eye.
Destruction lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Destruction lands a hook to the side of the head.
Destruction putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Schrute in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Destruction lands a good knee to the midsection. Schrute won't want to take too many of those.
Destruction scores a nice knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction lands an uppercut.
Destruction with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Schrute takes an elbow to the temple.
That has opened up Dwight Schrute's cut even more.
Schrute is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Destruction is keeping busy.
Destruction lands an elbow just above Schrute 's eye.
Destruction scores a nice knee to the body.
Destruction landing knees to the head.
Destruction lands a nice elbow.
Destruction with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schrute takes an elbow to the forehead.
The cut above Dwight Schrute's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Schrute is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Destruction is defending well for now.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Knees in the clinch landing for Destruction.
Destruction unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nice elbow from Destruction.
Schrute drops down looking for an ankle pick but Destruction pulls his leg out and moves away.
Dick Destruction has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dwight Schrute.
Schrute chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Destruction can pounce on him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction connects with an inside leg kick.
Destruction has closed the distance and engaged Schrute in a clinch.
Schrute taking a breather.
Schrute is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A short uppercut from Destruction.
Destruction lands a damaging elbow.
Schrute is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Schrute is trying to break free.
Destruction lands an elbow just above Schrute 's eye.
Destruction scores a nice knee to the body.
Destruction lands an elbow inside that Schrute shrugs off.
Dwight Schrute's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Nice elbow from Destruction.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Destruction lands a nice elbow.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dwight Schrute's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Destruction!
Dick Destruction retains his lightweight title!
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hype
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