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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Assholamatitis Shitsalot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andrew Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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300 lbs
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225 cm
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300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Assholamatitis Shitsalot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andrew Kane!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kane shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Kane scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Shitsalot?
It looks like Assholamatitis Shitsalot has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shitsalot is bucking up trying to escape but Kane cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Assholamatitis Shitsalot's cut is getting worse.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Assholamatitis Shitsalot's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Andrew Kane!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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