PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Liz Succubus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Ryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Succubus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ludacris "Blueberry Yum Yum" . Ryan has chosen Headhunter as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Succubus
vs
Ryan

195 cm
23
256 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

195 cm
24
280 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Liz Succubus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jack Ryan!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Reed Andrews and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ryan misses with a jab to the body
and Succubus counters with an inside leg kick.
Ryan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Succubus scores with a kick to the body.
Succubus scoring well with a low kick there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Succubus ducks under a wild hook from Ryan.
Ryan blocks a head kick by Succubus.
Succubus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Succubus throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Ryan to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Liz Succubus has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ryan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Succubus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Succubus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ryan can pounce on him.
Ryan misses with an uppercut
and Succubus counters with a good low kick that Ryan was not able to check.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ryan misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryan misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ryan takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Jack Ryan has been cut.
Ryan throws a nice looking combination but Succubus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ryan clobbers Succubus with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Succubus throws a leg kick
and Ryan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ryan. Succubus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Liz Succubus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Ryan moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jack Ryan will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ryan looks to land a right hand but Succubus moved out of range.
A head kick by Succubus misses
and Ryan counters with a good, hard body kick but Succubus shrugs it off.
Ryan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Succubus counters with a nice leg kick.
Ryan keeps Succubus at a distance using the push kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Succubus.
Nice defenses there by Succubus.
Ryan misses with a double jab
and Succubus counters with a head kick. That will keep Ryan thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A low kick from Succubus is predictable there
and Ryan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Succubus throws a sloppy head kick
and Ryan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ryan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Succubus.
Jack Ryan seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryan jabs Succubus to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ryan cracks a nice hook into Succubus's ribs.
Ryan throws a body punch but Succubus moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Ryan checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

A jab-cross combination lands for Ryan and sends Succubus crashing to the mat! Ryan follows him down to the mat - Succubus regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!

Liz Succubus's cut is getting worse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ryan wants to pass to mount but Succubus is defending the position.
Ryan is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Ryan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A head kick by Ryan misses
and Succubus counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Ryan is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Succubus throws a leg kick that is checked
and Ryan counters with a nice leg kick.
Ryan misses with a left hand
and Succubus counters with a good low kick that Ryan was not able to check.
Succubus throws a leg kick
and Ryan counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Succubus tries to land a leg kick but Ryan saw it coming and moves away.
Succubus throws a sloppy head kick
and Ryan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Succubus takes a jab right on the kisser.

Liz Succubus's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ryan looks to score with a jab to the body but Succubus is just out of range.
Succubus is looking to slow Ryan down with leg kicks.
Succubus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ryan throws a leg kick
and Succubus counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryan swings widly with a right hand
and Succubus counters with a slapping leg kick.
A low kick from Succubus misses
and Ryan counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Jeez, Liz Succubus's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Nice jab there from Ryan.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Liz Succubus's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jack Ryan!