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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crouch Ouch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crouch Ouch is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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203 cm
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283 lbs
16 - 5 - 0 |
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200 cm
30
280 lbs
16 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crouch Ouch! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Dude! The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Anthony Taglia and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ouch tries to clinch there but Dude circles away.
Ouch lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
It looks like One Dude has been cut. Ouch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ouch feints and then cracks Dude's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dude down. Ouch pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dude is out of range and Ouch settles back down. Ouch lands a right hook to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ouch. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Dude swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ouch counters with a flying knee. Nice. Ouch lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dude looks gassed! Ouch pushes Dude away with a front kick. Dude tries to land a body kick and Ouch counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ouch throws a body punch but Dude moves out of range. Dude falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ouch counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dude's knee momentarily. Ouch throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ouch scores with a jab to the body. Ouch thumps Dude with a low kick. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Dude ducks under a wild hook from Ouch. Ouch lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ouch looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Ouch thumps Dude with a low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dude walks into a left hand.
That has opened up One Dude's cut even more. Dude on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ouch. Ouch obviously looking to wear him down.
Ouch lands a big head kick that sends Dude tumbling to the mat! Ouch takes a step backwards and waves Dude back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Dude is rocked! Ouch fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dude has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Ouch throws a nice outside leg kick. Dude's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Ouch connects with an inside leg kick. Ouch listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Ouch drops Dude with a big left hand! Dude is injured, injured bad! Ouch jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crouch Ouch!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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