PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Remy Hoost (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Para Normal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoost comes to the cage accompanied by Man With A Harmonica. Normal has chosen I'll Stick Around as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Para Normal enters the cage!

Hoost
vs
Normal

181 cm
26
178 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

185 cm
23
185 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Powerful

Bushido Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Remy Hoost!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Para Normal!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoost misses with a jab to the body
and Normal counters with a head kick. That will keep Hoost thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Hoost throws a leg kick that is checked
and Normal counters with a left to the body.
Hoost misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hoost throws a body punch but Normal moves out of range.
Normal slips a jab and a cross from Hoost.
A head kick by Hoost misses
and Normal counters with a good, hard body kick but Hoost shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoost connects with an inside leg kick.
Normal fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hoost manages to avoid it.
Hoost throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Normal's head.
Hoost misses with a leg kick
and Normal counters with an outside leg kick.
Normal looks to land a right hand but Hoost moved out of range.
A head kick misses from Hoost.
Hoost misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoost is looking to land body kicks.
Normal moves out of range of the strikes.
Hoost misses with an uppercut
and Normal makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hoost takes a swing at Normal's ribcage but misses.
Normal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Normal throws out a loose jab but Hoost uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Normal on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Normal misses with an uppercut
and Hoost counters with a nice low kick that buckles Normal's knee momentarily.
A low kick from Hoost is predictable there
and Normal counters with a thumping low kick.
Normal with a jab.
Hoost feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Normal's calf.
Normal checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hoost looks to throw a body kick
enabling Normal to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoost misses with a head kick.
Normal takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Normal dodges the punch combination from Hoost.
Normal lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hoost lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Normal has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Normal and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Para Normal will probably get the nod.
That's time! Hoost's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Hoost misses with a double jab
and Normal counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hoost's knee momentarily.
Remy Hoost is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hoost swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Normal counters with an outside leg kick.
Normal throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Normal moves out of range as Hoost throws a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoost throws a leg kick that is checked
and Normal counters with an inside leg kick.
No joy there for Hoost, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Hoost misses
and Normal counters with a straight right hand.
Remy Hoost seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hoost throws a hook but Normal blocks it.
Hoost chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hoost throws a body punch but Normal moves out of range.
Hoost misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Normal counters with a good low kick that Hoost was not able to check.
Hoost throws a leg kick

and Normal holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoost is trying to break free.
Normal has Hoost pressed against the cage, preventing Hoost from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hoost wants to get back to striking at distance but Normal won't allow it.
Hoost is looking to break free of the clinch but Normal has double underhooks.
Normal lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hoost is trying to push Normal away but Normal has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A left hand lands to the body for Normal.
Hoost wants to get back to striking at distance but Normal won't allow it.
A frustrated look appears on Hoost's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hoost is looking to break free of the clinch but Normal has double underhooks.
Normal has Hoost pressed against the cage, preventing Hoost from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hoost blocks a body shot from Normal.
Hoost wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Normal misses with a punch to the body.
Hoost wants to break free but Normal has control.
Normal is working Hoost over against the cage.
Hoost wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hoost is trying to force a seperation but Normal has the dominant position.
Hoost tries to circle away but Normal has him pinned against the cage.
Hoost tries to circle away but Normal has him pinned against the cage.
Normal misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hoost has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Normal pushes Hoost back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Normal has Hoost pressed against the cage, preventing Hoost from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Normal.
Hoost wants to break free but Normal has control.
Hoost is trying to force a seperation but Normal has the dominant position.
Normal lands with a light punch inside.
Normal lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hoost backwards.
Normal has Hoost pressed against the cage.
Hoost wants to get back to striking at distance but Normal won't allow it.
Hoost looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hoost is trying to force a seperation but Normal has the dominant position.
Knees in the clinch landing for Hoost.
Hoost blocks a body shot from Normal.

Hoost pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A low kick from Hoost is predictable there
and Normal counters with a slapping leg kick.
Normal misses with a leg kick
and Hoost counters with a slapping leg kick.
Hoost throws a leg kick
and Normal makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoost throws a leg kick
and Normal counters with a low kick, right behind Hoost 's knee.
Hoost thows a leg kick but Normal checks it
and Normal counters with a good low kick that Hoost was not able to check.
Hoost throws a head kick that misses.
Hoost throws a front kick aimed at Normal's knee but Normal avoids it well.
Hoost throws a leg kick that is checked
and Normal cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hoost misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Para Normal showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Hoost buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Normal moves out of range of the body kick from Hoost.
Hoost tries to work over Normal's front leg with a kick but Normal checks it.
Hoost falls off balance throwing a combination
and Normal counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoost throws a head kick but Normal moves out of range.
Hoost throws a right hand that misses
and Normal counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Hoost is predictable there
and Normal counters with a low kick, right behind Hoost 's knee.
Hoost looks to throw a body kick
and Normal counters with a nice kick to the body.
Normal checks a low kick from Hoost.
Normal throws a good cross that connects.
Hoost misses with a hook
and Normal counters with a slapping leg kick.
Hoost digs a good hook to Normal's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoost throws a leg kick
and Normal counters with a leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hoost.
Hoost throws a leg kick that is checked
and Normal counters with a good low kick that Hoost was not able to check.
Hoost is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Hoost misses with a kick to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
No joy there for Hoost, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hoost connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoost throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Hoost throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Normal.

It looks like Para Normal has been cut.
Hoost misses the body punch
and Normal counters with a nice uppercut.
Hoost throws a lazy uppercut
and Normal counters with a leg kick.
Hoost misses with a body shot.
Hoost misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Hoost.
Normal lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A good leg kick by Normal.
Hoost is looking to score with low kicks.
Hoost is looking to wear down Normal with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Normal avoids the body shot from Hoost.
Hoost throws a right hand that misses
and Normal counters with a lovely shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Para Normal comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Normal has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Alan Glass scores the fight for Para Normal!
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight for Para Normal!
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight for Para Normal!

Para Normal wins by unanimous decision!