PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyson Drone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slim Jim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drone's entrance music is t.i and ludacris-wish you would. A fine choice. Slim Jim looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Drone
vs
Jim

225 cm
23
300 lbs
21 - 9 - 1

195 cm
26
300 lbs
6 - 10 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tyson Drone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Slim Jim!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jim shoots and misses

and Drone counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Drone drops back looking for a leg! Jim is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Jim manages to kick Drone off! Drone jumps back into Jim's guard.

Drone drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Jim dives on top into guard.
Jim looks gassed!

Drone is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jim is aware though and is defending well.

Jim drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Jim jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Drone working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jim doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jim manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Drone escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Jim gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Drone isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Jim stacks Drone on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Jim!
Drone gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

Jim is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Drone is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Jim pulls his head out easily.

Jim seems to be working for a kimura but Drone defends the submission attempt.
Drone manages to get to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Drone working for a triangle but Jim defends it easily.
Jim won't allow Drone to get back to his feet.

Jim drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Drone manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Jim has Drone in his guard.

Drone thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Drone avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Drone thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Drone stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jim swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Drone thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Drone has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Jim is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Drone got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jim has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Drone has managed to get both his arms back between Jim's legs - danger averted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyson Drone dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jim gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Drone knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jim on the ground.

Drone thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Drone drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Drone jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Drone drops back looking for a leg! Jim is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Jim manages to kick Drone off! Drone jumps back into Jim's guard.

Jim working for submissions but it's allowed Drone to get to half guard.
Jim is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Drone seems to be looking for submissions.

Jim actively working from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Jim is defending against the submission attempts here by Drone.

Jim looking for a kimura from the bottom but Drone passes into side control!

Drone tries for a kimura but Jim is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Drone is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Jim is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Drone tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Drone has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Jim manages to work his way to half guard, despite Drone's best efforts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Drone moves into full mount! Jim won't be happy about that!

Drone looking for a guillotine from mount but Jim is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jim tries to reverse the position but Drone maintains control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyson Drone dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Drone shoots in but Jim avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Drone tries for a takedown but Jim sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jim gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Drone counters with a shoot takedown. Jim fights it but they end up in guard.

Drone drops back looking for a leg! Jim is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Jim manages to kick Drone off! Drone jumps back into Jim's guard.

Drone avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Drone drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Drone jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Drone wants to pass the guard but Jim is keeping the position.
Drone is working hard here to advance position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Drone drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Drone jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Drone will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Drone drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Drone jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Drone sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jim's guard.

Jim looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Drone looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Drone is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jim has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Jim looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Drone is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Drone is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyson Drone showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Drone, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight for Tyson Drone!
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight for Tyson Drone!
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight for Tyson Drone!

Tyson Drone wins by unanimous decision!