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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maddy Rock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Unclefucker. Eric Cartman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Maddy Rock's chin.
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maddy Rock!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rock throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Cartman throws a leg kick
and Rock counters with a low kick, right behind Cartman 's knee.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown but Rock manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cartman's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Cartman tries to work over Rock's front leg with a kick but Rock checks it.
Cartman tries to work over Rock's front leg with a kick but Rock checks it.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rock wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cartman has his takedown stuffed
and Rock counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rock throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman throws a wild body kick that Rock sees coming a mile off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Rock does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Rock scores with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rock manages to avoid it.
Rock misses with a shot to the body
and Cartman counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Rock thinking.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Rock but Rock pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Cartman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A head kick by Cartman misses
and Rock counters with a slapping leg kick.
Maddy Rock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rock checks the leg kick nicely there.
Cartman bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rock's head backwards.
Rock clinches with his opponent.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman pushes Rock back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A right hook to the body lands for Rock.
Rock trying to control the position but instead, Cartman has worked for underhooks and has pushed Rock into the cage.
Rock on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
A hook to the body from Cartman.
Cartman pushes Rock back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Rock stalling in the clinch but Cartman improves position.
Rock is trying to push Cartman away but Cartman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rock.
Rock manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A hook to the body from Cartman.
Cartman presses Rock against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cartman lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Rock or not.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rock pulls guard successfully.
Rock is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rock has control of Cartman's left arm, preventing Cartman from doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Maddy Rock was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Rock lands with a good body shot.
Rock throws a front kick that sends Cartman stumbling back into the cage.
Cartman motions for Rock to come forward. Cartman throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rock throws a hook but Cartman blocks it.
Cartman thows a leg kick but Rock checks it
and Rock counters with a three punch combo that has Cartman backing up. Cartman nods at Rock to acknowledge the strikes.
Rock is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cartman rather than just go for the knockout.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rock throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartman counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Eric Cartman will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Cartman misses with a kick to the body
and Rock counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Donk. Cartman catches Rock right on the button with a cross.
Rock finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Rock tries to sprawl but Cartman drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Rock gets back to full guard.
Cartman looking to pass the guard.
Rock wants to sweep but no luck.
Cartman postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Rock has his hands on Cartman's head, controlling the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman looking to pass the guard.
Rock is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Rock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rock preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Cartman being controlled here momentarily.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Rock swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cartman counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Rock thinking.
Rock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Rock throws a body kick the misses
and Cartman counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Rock uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Cartman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rock to score with a decent uppercut.
Cartman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rock counters with a nice leg kick.
Cartman fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Rock avoids it really well and circles away.
Cartman misses with a right hand
and Rock counters with a good low kick that Cartman was not able to check.
Rock misses the shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rock scores with a sloppy right hand. Cartman should have avoided that one.
Rock connects with an inside leg kick.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Rock's shoulder, as Rock tries to avoid the shot.
Rock gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman gets through Rock's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rock is looking to control Cartman's arms but Cartman gets an underhook and turns him. Now Rock has his back to the cage.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Rock just leaning against Cartman, taking a breather.
Rock pushes Cartman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Rock breaks the clinch.
Cartman throws a poor cross that misses
and Rock counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Cartman is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rock scores with a hook to the body. Cartman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cartman shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Rock is trying to defend but Cartman finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rock regains full guard. Nicely done.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rock works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cartman tries to free his leg and advance position but Rock is retaining full guard.
Cartman thows a big elbow that misses.
Cartman wants to control from the top but Rock keeps moving.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cartman trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Rock manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Maddy Rock will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Rock misses with the body kick
and Cartman counters with a left to the body.
Cartman connects with a crisp jab.
Cartman motions for Rock to come forward. Cartman throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rock's sensitive parts.
Cartman sizes up Rock with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That kick from Rock tenderised Cartman's leg. Cartman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rock instigates a clinch.
Rock tries to stall but Cartman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Rock manages to break the clinch.
Nice cross by Cartman.
Rock throws a head kick that Cartman semi-blocks.
Rock on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Rock throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rock with a jab.
Rock takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Rock misses with a body shot
and Cartman counters with a series of strikes. Rock will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rock goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Rock throws a leg kick
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rock swings widly with a right hand
and Cartman counters with an outside leg kick.
Cartman with a jab.
Rock throws a body kick the misses
and Cartman counters with a good low kick that Rock was not able to check.
Cartman throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Rock works over Cartman's head and body with a nice combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rock.
Cartman thows a leg kick but Rock checks it
letting Rock counter with a right hand.
Cartman thows a leg kick but Rock checks it
and Rock counters with a nice leg kick.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rock sees it coming and avoids it easily.
No luck for Cartman with that takedown attempt.
Rock misses with a hook to the body
and Cartman counters with a three punch combo that has Rock backing up. Rock nods at Cartman to acknowledge the strikes.
Cartman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Rock swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cartman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rock swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cartman counters with a stiff right hand.
Cartman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cartman ducks right into an uppercut from Rock.
An inside leg kick from Cartman misses.
A low kick from Cartman misses
and Rock counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and Rock counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sloppy strikes from Cartman. Those never looked like landing.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Eric Cartman.
I think Cartman has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Maddy Rock!
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