PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jay Jay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mike Tyson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jay
vs
Tyson

190 cm
22
185 lbs
13 - 0 - 0

179 cm
21
195 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Gilop®

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jay Jay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Tyson!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Ackerman and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jay connects with a solid leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jay.
Jay throws a leg kick
and Tyson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jay's knee momentarily.
Jay swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tyson misses with an uppercut
and Jay counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A low kick from Tyson is predictable there
and Jay counters with a thumping low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jay scores with a head kick.
Jay throws a low kick but Tyson avoids it.
Tyson throws a poor cross that misses
and Jay makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Tyson really felt that one!
Tyson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jay.
Tyson thows a leg kick but Jay checks it
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jay wants to clinch
and Tyson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jay is looking to clinch.
Tyson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A low kick from Jay is predictable there
and Tyson counters with a three punch combo that has Jay backing up. Jay nods at Tyson to acknowledge the strikes.
Tyson misses with a combination
and Jay counters with a solid body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jay throws a leg kick
and Tyson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jay lands with a nice body kick.
Tyson checks a low kick from Jay.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jay Jay dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Tyson throws a one two combo.
Tyson misses with a combination
and Jay counters with a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tyson checks a leg kick.
Jay pivots, looking for a leg kick but Tyson is out of range and Jay settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jay's sensitive parts.
Jay connects with a high kick.

It looks like Mike Tyson has been cut.
Jay tries to land a body kick
and Tyson counters with a low kick, right behind Jay 's knee.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jay throws a leg kick
and Tyson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jay uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tyson.
Good work by Tyson as he checks the leg kick.
Jay Jay is winning the standup battle so far.
A bone on bone clash there as Jay blocks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tyson checks a leg kick.
Jay avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mike Tyson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jay misses with a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Tyson misses with an uppercut
and Jay counters with a slapping leg kick.
Tyson misses with a leg kick
letting Jay counter with a right hand.
Jay misses with a hook to the body
enabling Tyson to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jay is looking to land body kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Tyson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mike Tyson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Tyson throws a right hand that misses
and Jay counters with a nice low kick that buckles Tyson's knee momentarily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Tyson, as that shot connected.
Jay fails in his attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jay thows a leg kick but Tyson checks it
and Tyson counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson misses with a right hand
and Jay counters with a leg kick.
Tyson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Jay counters with a good low kick that Tyson was not able to check.
Tyson misses with a left hand
and Jay finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jay throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tyson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jay misses with a wild body shot.
Jay throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tyson counters with a series of strikes. Jay will be more careful next time no doubt.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Tyson checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jay.
Tyson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jay counters with a nice leg kick.
A low kick from Jay is predictable there
and Tyson counters with a good low kick that Jay was not able to check.
Jay connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mike Tyson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jay stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jay lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tyson will feel that in the morning.
Tyson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jay thows a body shot but no joy.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Mike Tyson.
I think Tyson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Steven Brown scores the fight for Mike Tyson!
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight for Mike Tyson!
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight for Mike Tyson!

Mike Tyson wins by unanimous decision!