PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Paolo Bonacelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eric Cartman has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Paolo Bonacelli's chin.

Bonacelli
vs
Cartman

173 cm
21
158 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

165 cm
23
150 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Paolo Bonacelli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Joseph Jones and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonacelli is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Cartman.
Bonacelli tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jab from Cartman.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bonacelli gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bonacelli slips under a jab.
Bonacelli looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Nice body punch from Cartman.
Bonacelli cracks Cartman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bonacelli ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Cartman lands with an uppercut that bounces Bonacelli off the cage and back into rage.
Cartman motions for Bonacelli to come forward. Cartman throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bonacelli defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bonacelli uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Bonacelli lands a nice looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman scores with a jab to the head.
Bonacelli jabs Cartman to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bonacelli just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman throws a jab when Bonacelli was well out of range.
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bonacelli.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but Bonacelli uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman checks a low kick from Bonacelli.
Cartman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Cartman misses with a series of wild punches.
Bonacelli tries a low kick but Cartman avoids it.
Cartman getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cartman lands the left hand.
Cartman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bonacelli to score with a decent uppercut.
Bonacelli is looking to score with low kicks.
Bonacelli misses with a body shot.
Bonacelli throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cartman might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bonacelli thows a leg kick but Cartman checks it
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman misses with a low kick.
Bonacelli gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bonacelli uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Bonacelli slips a jab from Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Bonacelli moved out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bonacelli.
Cartman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bonacelli has time to react.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Bonacelli saw that one coming.
Cartman connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Cartman takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Cartman throws a body punch but Bonacelli moves out of range.
Bonacelli fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Bonacelli ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bonacelli ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bonacelli is looking to wear down Cartman with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bonacelli takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A jab from Cartman misses.
Bonacelli throws a solid leg kick but Cartman takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bonacelli.
Cartman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cartman closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Cartman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cartman there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cartman misses with a hook. Bonacelli ducked under it nicely.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Bonacelli moves away and avoids it.
Bonacelli is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bonacelli takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bonacelli fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cartman checks it well.
Bonacelli uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Bonacelli doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cartman cracks Bonacelli with an open hand slap.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Bonacelli saw that one coming.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bonacelli.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Bonacelli counters with a thumping low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli is looking to chop away at Cartman's legs.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Bonacelli checks it.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bonacelli takes one to the chin there.
Cartman lands a leg kick that knocks Bonacelli off balance momentarily.
A jab lands there for Bonacelli.
Cartman swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cartman takes one to the chin there.
Bonacelli throws a low kick but Cartman avoids it.
A punch combination from Bonacelli misses.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
A left lands for Cartman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman checks the leg kick.
Jab by Bonacelli.
Bonacelli lands a leg kick that knocks Cartman off balance momentarily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Eric Cartman will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Cartman thuds a left hand into Bonacelli's body.
Cartman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bonacelli ducks right into an uppercut from Cartman.
Cartman jabs Bonacelli right on the nose. Bonacelli blinks but takes it well.
Cartman blocks a low kick nicely.
Eric Cartman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bonacelli takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bonacelli looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bonacelli wants to slow Cartman down by chopping away at his legs.
A cross from Cartman lands.
Nice body punch from Cartman.
A big left from Bonacelli misses.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Bonacelli moves out of range.
Cartman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bonacelli gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cartman.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A swing and a miss from Bonacelli.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Bonacelli was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bonacelli lands a jab to Cartman's midsection.
Bonacelli does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bonacelli wants to clinch.
Bonacelli takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cartman scores with the left hand. Bonacelli knows he should have avoided that one.
Cartman throws a hook but Bonacelli blocks it.
Bonacelli thows a leg kick but Cartman checks it
and Cartman counters with a left and a right that stings Bonacelli.
Bonacelli misses with a body shot.
Bonacelli throws the left hand but Cartman avoids the punch easily.
Bonacelli blocks a jab.
A bone on bone clash there as Bonacelli blocks the leg kick.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Bonacelli moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Bonacelli.
Bonacelli is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Bonacelli staying out of range there.
Cartman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bonacelli attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Bonacelli avoids them all with ease.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Bonacelli.
Cartman tests Bonacelli's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A leg kick checked by Cartman.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Bonacelli moves out of range easily.
Cartman swinging wildly here.
Cartman cracks Bonacelli with a good jab.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cartman cracks Bonacelli with a good jab.
Cartman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Bonacelli's shoulder, as Bonacelli tries to avoid the shot.
Cartman walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bonacelli checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cartman.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Bonacelli was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Bonacelli moved away.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bonacelli. That's going to slow Cartman down.
Cartman connects with a single shot there.

Bonacelli closes the distance and pushes Cartman back into the cage.
Cartman drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bonacelli gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bonacelli pushes Cartman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bonacelli misses with a punch on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cartman as Bonacelli tries to tie him up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman can't get the takedown.
Bonacelli lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cartman tries for a takedown but Bonacelli manages to get underhooks.
Paolo Bonacelli has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Bonacelli avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman has Bonacelli pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bonacelli manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bonacelli gets through Cartman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bonacelli scores with a hook to the body.
Cartman goes for a takedown attempt but Bonacelli pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Cartman checks a low kick from Bonacelli.
Cartman throws a hook but Bonacelli blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonacelli throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bonacelli scoring well with a low kick there.
Cartman lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Bonacelli's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Cartman misses the jab.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Bonacelli was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bonacelli misses with a low kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cartman checks a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bonacelli throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bonacelli wants to slow Cartman down by chopping away at his legs.
Bonacelli lands with a good body shot.
Cartman connects with a nice looking jab.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Bonacelli ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cartman throws the left hand but Bonacelli avoids the punch easily.
Bonacelli keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bonacelli with a hook.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Bonacelli moves away and avoids it.
Bonacelli works the jab nicely.
Cartman checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonacelli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bonacelli takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bonacelli throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Bonacelli has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bonacelli there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cartman lands a glancing blow to the side of Bonacelli's head.
A bone on bone clash there as Cartman blocks the leg kick.
Cartman throws a low kick, looking for Bonacelli's leg but Bonacelli calmly moves out of range.
Cartman scores with a body shot.
Bonacelli moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cartman lands with a nice body punch.
Bonacelli fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Cartman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cartman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bonacelli.
Danga de danga de dang - Cartman scores with a four punch combination!
Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Cartman.
A jab from Cartman misses.
Cartman connects with a body shot.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bonacelli moves away.
Bonacelli throws a leg kick but Cartman moved away.
Bonacelli looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Bonacelli moved out of range nicely.
Bonacelli attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bonacelli throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A telegraphed right hand from Bonacelli misses the target.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Bonacelli misses with a series of wild punches.
Bonacelli connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cartman's hands.
Cartman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Bonacelli.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a jab.
Bonacelli throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Bonacelli with a jab.
Bonacelli throws a leg kick
and Cartman counters with a left and a right that stings Bonacelli.
Cartman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cartman throws a series of strikes that have Bonacelli backpedaling.
Cartman lands a jab to the head.
Bonacelli uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Cartman misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bonacelli swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bonacelli moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bonacelli keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Paolo Bonacelli has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bonacelli dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cartman. That did some damage!
A bone on bone clash there as Cartman blocks the leg kick.
Cartman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonacelli stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cartman moves out of range of the leg kick from Bonacelli.
Bonacelli closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cartman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bonacelli lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cartman at a distance.
Cartman lands a glancing blow to the side of Bonacelli's head.
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Good shot there by Cartman.
Good work by Cartman as he checks the leg kick.
Bonacelli throws a chopping leg kick but Cartman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonacelli lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cartman misses with a straight left.
Bonacelli throws a leg kick which misses Cartman's front leg but catches the back leg as Cartman tries to avoid it.
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cartman connects with a nice looking jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Eric Cartman.
I've got Cartman winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:30
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Eric Cartman!