PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Itchy Fingers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jean Francois Sissypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sissypants has chosen Kool And The Gang - Jungle Boogie as his entrance music. Itchy Fingers is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Fingers
vs
Francois Sissypants

192 cm
21
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
250 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Itchy Fingers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Francois Sissypants!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fingers tries to clinch up

and Sissypants counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Sissypants stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Sissypants throws a quick inside leg kick.

Sissypants looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

Sissypants gets to his feet. Fingers looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Sissypants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sissypants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Fingers gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sissypants content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Sissypants loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sissypants working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fingers knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sissypants on the ground.

Sissypants gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Fingers throws a right and a left that Sissypants avoids nicely.
Fingers clobbers Sissypants with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Sissypants drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Sissypants throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fingers works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sissypants cracks Fingers with a solid left hand.
Fingers utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Sissypants working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sissypants has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Sissypants with a flurry of punches that miss.
Sissypants with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sissypants is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sissypants throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fingers is breathing heavily.
Sissypants stands and throws Fingers's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Sissypants cracks Fingers with a big elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sissypants scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Fingers to see if he's OK.
Sissypants misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Sissypants in side control lands a decent elbow.
Sissypants scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Fingers to see if he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sissypants is putting a hurting on Fingers here, landing some big shots from side control.
Sissypants scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Fingers to see if he's OK.
Fingers takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Sissypants working the ground and pound from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sissypants lands a few punches from side control.
Sissypants lands a nice forearm strike.
Sissypants is working Fingers over with some ground and pound from side control.
Sissypants lands a nice forearm strike.
Fingers takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.

Fingers is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sissypants landing a few strikes.
Oh Fingers is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A big shot lands for Sissypants! That's hurt Fingers! Will he recover? Sissypants fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jean Francois Sissypants!