PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Tripper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tripper has chosen TEAR AWAY as his entrance music. Jack Tripper acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Bin Laden
vs
Tripper

190 cm
29
275 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

192 cm
29
282 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jack Tripper!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, John Roberts and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tripper throws a body kick that misses.
Bin Laden avoids a kick to the body.
Tripper with a hook.
Bin Laden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tripper circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice defenses there by Tripper.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Tripper. Bin Laden shrugs it off though.
A lazy left from Tripper finds it's target.

It looks like Adolf Bin Laden has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tripper tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bin Laden sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Tripper somewhat.
Tripper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tripper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tripper shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A leg kick checked by Tripper.
Bin Laden throws a leg kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tripper fakes the leg kick and cracks Bin Laden in the body.
Tripper is looking to score with low kicks.
Tripper scores with a jab. Bin Laden acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bin Laden, as that shot connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tripper is looking to clinch.
Tripper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bin Laden takes a swing at Tripper's ribcage but misses.
Bin Laden uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Tripper misses with an uppercut.
Adolf Bin Laden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tripper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bin Laden manages to avoid it.
Tripper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bin Laden checks it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tripper tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bin Laden sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Tripper somewhat.
Adolf Bin Laden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Tripper.
Bin Laden blocks the body kick.
Tripper scores with a leg kick.
Tripper looks for the body kick but Bin Laden saw that one coming.
No joy there for Bin Laden, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tripper fails with the takedown.
Some wild striking there from Bin Laden.
Tripper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tripper. That's going to slow Bin Laden down.
Tripper throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tripper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bin Laden takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bin Laden throws a hook but Tripper blocks it.
Tripper works Bin Laden's body with a nice hook.
Tripper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A solid body kick from Tripper.
Bin Laden is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Tripper.
Tripper scoring well with a low kick there.
Tripper shoots in but Bin Laden avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tripper lands a glancing blow to the side of Bin Laden's head.
Bin Laden leaves Tripper with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bin Laden displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Tripper tries to score with a low kick but Bin Laden moves his leg out of the way.
Tripper scores with a body shot.
Tripper misses with a hook.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bin Laden lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tripper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tripper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tripper checks the leg kick.
Tripper looks to land a body kick but Bin Laden moved away.
Bin Laden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Tripper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Adolf Bin Laden's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Tripper throws a body punch but Bin Laden moves out of range.
Tripper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tripper on the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Tripper.
Bin Laden throws a hook but Tripper blocks it.
Tripper fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Adolf Bin Laden is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bin Laden takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Tripper lands a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bin Laden throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Tripper avoids the body shot from Bin Laden.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Bin Laden might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Tripper showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bin Laden.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tripper throws the left hand but Bin Laden avoids the punch easily.
Tripper looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bin Laden is fending him off so far but Tripper persists. Nope, Bin Laden circles away and we're back to standing.
Bin Laden avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tripper thows a body shot but no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Tripper misses the target.
Tripper takes a jab right on the kisser.
Tripper cracks Bin Laden with a good jab.
Bin Laden throws a low kick but Tripper avoids it.
Tripper misses with a body kick.
Tripper misses with a straight left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Tripper.
Nice uppercut there from Bin Laden.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tripper misses with an uppercut. Bin Laden saw that one coming.
Bin Laden lands with a right hand.
Tripper looks to land a combination but Bin Laden avoids it well.
Nice uppercut lands for Tripper. That snapped Bin Laden's head back.
Bin Laden defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Tripper.
Adolf Bin Laden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Tripper.
Tripper is breathing heavily.
Bin Laden misses with a looping right.
Bin Laden lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Tripper goes down and covers up as Bin Laden starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Bin Laden!