PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butt Plug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Armoton Armo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Plug
vs
Armo

198 cm
25
294 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

202 cm
25
299 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butt Plug!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Armoton Armo!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Daniel Franklin and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armo throws out a loose jab but Plug uses good head movement to avoid it.
Plug ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Armo moves away.
Armo walks into a straight right hand from Plug.

It looks like Armoton Armo has been cut.
Plug connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Armo's hands.
Plug moves out of range of the strikes.
Plug keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Armo connects with a solid leg kick.
Plug thows a body shot but no joy.
Armo comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Plug throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Armo slips a jab from Plug.
Armo has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Plug finds it's way round the side to connect with Armo's head.
Armo throws a lazy right hand but Plug sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Plug throws the kick towards the body but Armo avoids it.
Armo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Armo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice jab there from Plug.
Plug connects with a body shot.
Armo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Plug's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Armo throws a chopping leg kick but Plug manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Armo on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Plug moves out of range as Armo strikes.
Plug tries to land a front kick but Armo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Plug lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Armo missing with a left hand there. Plug was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Armo checks the leg kick.
Plug lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Armo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Plug manages to avoid it.
Butt Plug seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Plug throws a leg kick but Armo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Armo slips under a jab from Plug.
Armo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Plug fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Armo checks it well.
Plug dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Plug lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Armo at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Armo takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Armo lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Plug backs up against the cage.

It looks like Butt Plug has been cut.
Armo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Armo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Plug.
Plug throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Armo counters with a straight right hand.
Armo plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Plug looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Plug scores with a hook.
Plug misses with a head kick.
Plug fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Armo checks it well.
Plug lands a nice hook to Armo's body. Armo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Armo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Plug.
Plug swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Armo counters with a nice low kick that buckles Plug's knee momentarily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Plug.
Plug pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Plug is breathing heavily.
Plug jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Plug throws a hook but Armo blocks it.
Armo misses with a kick to the body
and Armo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Armo checks a low kick from Plug.
Plug misses with a hook to the body
and Armo counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Plug thinking.
Armo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Plug sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Armo swings for the body but Plug moves out of range.
Plug throws a nice looking combination but Armo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Plug takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Plug takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Plug uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Armo.
Plug swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Plug drops his hands momentarily and Armo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Butt Plug's cut is getting worse.
Armo misses with a body shot
and Plug counters with a straight right hand.
Plug slips a straight right by Armo.
Plug finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Plug throws a leg kick that is checked
and Armo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Armo misses with a double jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Armo.
Plug lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Armo backs up against the cage.
A swing and a miss from Armo.
Plug looks to land a combination but Armo avoids it well.
Armo lands with a nice body punch.
Armo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Armo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Plug fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Armo is out of range.
Plug moves out of range as Armo strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Plug throws an overhand right that lands on Armo's shoulder, as Armo tries to avoid the shot.
Plug gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Plug uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Armo.
Plug looks to land a right hand but Armo moved out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Armoton Armo dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Plug's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Nice defenses there by Plug.
Armo takes a swing at Plug's ribcage but misses.
Armo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Armo lands a jab.
Plug swings for the body but Armo moves out of range.
Armo ducks under a wild hook from Plug.
Armo misses with a looping left.
Armo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Plug uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Armo.
Plug plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Good standup being displayed there by Plug as he connects with a hook.
Plug connects with a body shot.
Plug scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Armo jabs at Plug's body.
Plug checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Armo throws the kick towards the body but Plug avoids it.
Plug misses with a body shot.
Armo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Plug ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Armo moves away.
Armo loads up on a big right hand but Plug slips the punch.
Plug throws a nice inside leg kick.
Plug lands with a kick to the temple. Armo shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Armo throws a jab but it's blocked by Plug.
Armo throws a body kick that misses.
Armo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Plug.
Plug throws a head kick but Armo moves out of range.
Plug fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Armo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Armo scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Armo ducks under a wild hook from Plug.
Armo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Armoton Armo seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Armo takes a swing at Plug's ribcage but misses.
Plug tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Armo is able to avoid easily.
Plug on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Plug gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Armo misses with a wild body shot.
Armo misses with a body shot.
Armo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Plug has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Armo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Armo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

Butt Plug's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Armo throws a leg kick which misses Plug's front leg but catches the back leg as Plug tries to avoid it.
Armo misses with a body shot.
Armo throws a wild body kick that Plug sees coming a mile off.
Armo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Plug moves out of range as Armo throws a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Plug has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Plug there as he acknowledges the shot.
Armo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Plug on the side of the head.
Armo lands a nice shot to the body.
Armo lets loose with a powerful body kick. Plug will feel that in the morning.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Armo throws a nice inside leg kick.
Armo looks to score with a jab to the body but Plug is just out of range.
Armo swings for the body but Plug moves out of range.
Plug checks a low kick from Armo.
Armo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Plug manages to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Plug misses with a body kick.
Armo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A looping hook to the body misses from Armo. Plug does a little dance to reset his feet.
Plug pivots, looking for a leg kick but Armo is out of range and Plug settles back down.
Armo ducks under a wild hook from Plug.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Plug throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Armo throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Plug counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Plug fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Armo manages to avoid it.
Armo ducks under a wild hook from Plug.
Plug tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Armo. Plug does a little dance to reset his feet.
Armo missing with a left hand there. Plug was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Plug tries to clinch but Armo moves out of range.
Plug swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Armo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Plug.
Armo just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters circling - Plug throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Armo loads up on a big right hand but Plug slips the punch.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Armo in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Plug cracks Armo with a right hand to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Armoton Armo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Plug throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Armo lands with a hook. Plug tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Armo lands a nice shot that snaps Plug's head back.

Jeez, Butt Plug's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A slow jab from Plug misses its intended target.
Plug scores with a hook to the body. Armo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Armo throws a wild body kick that Plug sees coming a mile off.
Plug blocks the body kick.
Armo takes a swing at Plug's ribcage but misses.
Armo moves out of range as Plug strikes.
Plug misses with a low kick.
Plug lands a nice hook to Armo's body. Armo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Armo lands a right hook to the body.
A jab from Plug does it's job there.
Plug throws a body punch but Armo moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Armo misses with a shot to the body
and Plug counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Armo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Plug swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Armo connects with a body shot.
Armo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Plug moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Plug misses with a straight left.
Plug takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Plug takes one to the chin there.
Armo works over Plug's head and body with a nice combination.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Butt Plug's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Armoton Armo!