PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stephen Starr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McWrestler comes to the cage accompanied by Dude - Tenacious D. Stephen Starr acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

McWrestler
vs
Starr

180 cm
21
167 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

172 cm
25
157 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stephen Starr!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jonathan Paton and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Starr moves away.
Starr closes the distance and clinches up with McWrestler, looking for a takedown. Starr pushes McWrestler against the cage but McWrestler circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
McWrestler scores with a shot to the body.
Starr tries to clinch up.
McWrestler lands with a shot to the body.

McWrestler moves into the clinch successfully.
Starr wants to get back to striking at distance but McWrestler won't allow it.
McWrestler lands a body shot.
Starr is pressed up against the cage. McWrestler has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Starr down to the mat. Starr avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
McWrestler lands a head shot.
Starr ducks right into an uppercut from McWrestler.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. McWrestler catches Starr right on the button with a cross.

McWrestler closes the distance and clinches.
McWrestler is working Starr over against the cage.
McWrestler misses with a hook to the ribs.

McWrestler has clasped his hands together around Starr's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Starr is looking to regain half guard here but McWrestler keeps moving and retains side control.
McWrestler working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
McWrestler trying to control the position but Starr is working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Starr gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Starr is desperately trying to improve his position but McWrestler has a good base and remains in mount.
McWrestler is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Starr can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Starr working to try and regain half guard.
Starr wants to control but McWrestler is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
McWrestler unloading with bombs!
Starr working to try and regain half guard.
McWrestler in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
McWrestler unloading with bombs!
McWrestler looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Starr covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!