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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aloha Hoi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes to the cage accompanied by Decisive Battle. Hoi has chosen Hit Me With Your Best Shot as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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279 lbs
18 - 5 - 1 |
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267 lbs
16 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Starship Pain!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aloha Hoi!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain misses with a takedown attempt
and Hoi counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hoi defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pain.
Hoi swings away with a body shot that misses
and Pain counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Hoi's guard now.
Pain wants to pass the guard but Hoi is keeping the position.
Pain throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hoi works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Pain postures up in Hoi's guard and throws a big left but Hoi blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pain trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Pain being controlled here momentarily.
Pain drops back, looking for a kneebar! Hoi looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Hoi looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Hoi!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoi is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Pain will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Hoi wants to control for a moment but Pain uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Pain is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Aloha Hoi was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Hoi throws a head kick but Pain moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pain, as that shot connected.
Pain shoots in for a takedown but Hoi shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Starship Pain. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pain lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hoi will feel that in the morning.
Pain lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hoi backs up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pain is looking to land body kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hoi has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pain.
Hoi cracks Pain with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pain tries to clinch up but Hoi circles away and keeps his distance.
Hoi keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hoi throws a looping overhand right but Pain ducks down to avoid it.
Pain moves into the clinch.
Pain tries to work over Hoi's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pain blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pain takes a shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pain tries to work over Hoi's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pain struggles to land a body shot inside as Hoi controls his hands.
Pain fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hoi stalling the fight.
Pain lands a hook that snaps the head of Hoi backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pain softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pain tries a body shot but Hoi blocks it.
Pain tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hoi's elbow.
Hoi tries to work over Pain's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hoi misses with a punch to the body.
Hoi misses with the head strike.
Pain misses with a shot to the kidneys.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A right hand to the body from Pain.
Hoi gets through Pain's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pain lands a body punch.
Pain misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Starship Pain dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Pain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Good leg kick by Pain there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pain connects with a body shot.
Starship Pain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pain misses with a head kick.
Pain wants to clinch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Pain chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hoi tries to keep at a distance but Pain has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hoi struggles to land a body shot inside as Pain controls his hands.
Hoi lands with a right to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Pain fails to land.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Hoi misses with a punch on the inside.
Pain blocking some punches.
Pain scores with a shot to the side of Hoi's head.
Hoi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pain swings wildly with an uppercut but Hoi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hoi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pain's elbow.
Pain tries to work over Hoi's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hoi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pain tries to throw a body punch but Hoi avoids it by throwing Pain back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Pain fails to land.
Hoi misses with a punch to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pain creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Pain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain lands a shoulder strike.
Hoi scores with a shot to the side of Pain's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A left hand lands to the body for Pain.
Pain lands a body shot in the clinch.
Pain pushes Hoi back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hoi misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Pain.
Pain digs a right hand into Hoi's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hoi's gas tank.
Hoi is breathing heavily.
Pain lands with a short shot to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Pain lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hoi goes for a takedown attempt but Pain pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Pain dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pain gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Pain struggles to land a body shot inside as Hoi controls his hands.
Hoi takes a shot to the head.
Hoi takes a shot to the head.
Hoi has a couple of punches blocked by Pain.
Pain blocks a body shot from Hoi.
Hoi misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pain misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pain blocks an uppercut.
Pain blocks a body shot from Hoi.
Pain lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pain can't find room to land a body shot as Hoi controls the action.
Good body shot from Pain.
Pain lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pain.
Hoi's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pain works on Hoi's body with a couple of short punches.
Pain struggles to land a body shot inside as Hoi controls his hands.
Hoi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pain tries a body shot but Hoi blocks it.
A shot in the inside from Pain.
Pain goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hoi lands a right hand.
Pain tries a body shot but Hoi blocks it.
Pain tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hoi's elbow.
Hoi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pain tries to throw a body punch but Hoi avoids it by throwing Pain back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pain.
Hoi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pain makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Starship Pain dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Pain scores with a shot to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Hoi. No joy for Pain on that attempt.
Pain tries to work over Hoi's front leg with a kick but Hoi checks it.
Hoi ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hoi on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pain. Pain obviously looking to wear him down.
Pain turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hoi misses the body punch
and Pain counters with a good low kick that Hoi was not able to check.
Pain shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hoi but Hoi pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Pain shoots in and gets a takedown into Hoi's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pain trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hoi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain distracts Hoi with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Pain throws a big right hand that misses.
Pain lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Pain wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
Pain scoring with punches to the head and body.
Pain throws a big right hand that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoi preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Pain landing with the ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pain postures up in Hoi's guard and throws a big left but Hoi blocks it.
Pain looking to sit in guard and control but Hoi gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Pain working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Hoi has passed into half guard!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain gets full guard.
Pain throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pain wants to sweep but no luck.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pain looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Hoi has picked Pain up and slammed him! Pain can't keep hold of the triangle and Hoi manages to pass to side control!
Pain regains half guard.
Pain moves into full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pain working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Hoi has passed into half guard!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Starship Pain clearly takes that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Pain is looking to slow Hoi down with leg kicks.
Pain lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hoi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pain buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pain pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pain throws out a leg kick but Hoi moves out of range and Pain only half commits.
Hoi steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Pain. That one must have hurt.
Hoi is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Hoi gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Pain to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pain stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hoi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pain accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Pain postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pain wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
Pain throws and elbow that misses. Hoi uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Pain's guard. Nice move by Hoi!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Hoi has passed into half guard!
Pain tries to roll over but Hoi keeps him under control.
Pain looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain tries to roll over but Hoi keeps him under control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Pain has one foot on Hoi's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Pain clinches up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Pain fails to land.
Pain misses with a punch to the body.
Hoi blocking some punches.
Pain blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pain works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Hoi blocks a body shot from Pain.
Pain lands a body shot in the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hoi blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pain.
Hoi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hoi swings wildly with an uppercut but Pain uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Starship Pain had his way with Aloha Hoi in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Hoi steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Pain. That one must have hurt.
Good leg kick by Pain there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pain scores with a leg kick.
Pain throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pain scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Pain scoring well with a low kick there.
Hoi's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hoi is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Horrible takedown by Pain or perhaps it was just good defense by Hoi which made him look bad.
Pain lands a jab to the nose.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pain lands a nice looking body kick.
Pain swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Pain shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pain throws a front kick aimed at Hoi's knee but Hoi avoids it well.
Pain tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hoi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pain stuffs the takedown.
Jab by Pain.
Pain lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
No luck for Pain with that takedown attempt.
Starship Pain is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Starship Pain. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain keeps Hoi at a distance using the push kick.
Pain lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pain tries to clinch but Hoi moves out of range.
Pain looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hoi is fending him off so far but Pain persists. Nope, Hoi circles away and we're back to standing.
Pain wants to clinch up but Hoi keeps it at a distance.
Starship Pain is winning the standup battle so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pain tries to score with a low kick but Hoi moves his leg out of the way.
Pain thows a body shot but no joy.
Hoi is looking to slow Pain down with leg kicks.
Aloha Hoi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoi moves out of range of the body kick.
Hoi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pain.
Pain throws a low kick, looking for Hoi's leg but Hoi calmly moves out of range.
Pain lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hoi at a distance.
Pain throws a leg kick that is checked
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Pain ducks under a wild hook from Hoi.
Pain connects with a solid leg kick.
Pain misses with a leg kick
and Hoi counters with a straight right hand.
Pain lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hoi takes a step back to recover.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pain.
Hoi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pain throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Pain is looking to wear down Hoi with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pain is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hoi throws a leg kick but Pain sees it coming and checks it nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hoi circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pain fails with a takedown attempt.
And that's the end of the fight!
Starship Pain showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pain has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 50:45
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 50:45
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Starship Pain!
Starship Pain retains his super heavyweight title!
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